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^Not to mention he can run so fast that he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
 

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^ You forgot he went sky diving......he promised to never do it again, 1 Grand Canyon was enough...
 

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^But I didn't forget that Chuck Norris once showed up late for breakfast at McDonalds. He got so mad that he roundhouse kicked it into a Wendy's.
 

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^ Chuck Norris went to BK and asked for a big mac, he got one...
 

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^No... But you probably didn't know that Chuck Norris once swallowed a whole bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
 

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^Yep. That and the The Great Wall of China was made to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably
 

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^Oh yeah?! Well Chuck Norris has never had a heart attack. His heart was never stupid enough to attack him.
 

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^ Chuck Norris uses a nightlight, not because he's afraid of the dark, but the dark...is afraid of Chuck Norris!
 

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^Well, there's no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris just got cold and turned up the sun
 

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^ Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because the only element he recognizes is the element of surprise!
 

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^well, do you know if paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.
 

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^ The reason why the show was called "Walker Texas Ranger" is because he doesn't run, he walks...
 

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(I'm gonna have to keep that in mind next time I play that...)

^Well, coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.
 
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