The person above you is a badass

[Instrutilus]

In this game, you have to make up something about the person above you in a similar vein to Chuck Norris jokes. Since I'm first and to get the idea going, I'll do one of myself, then the next person does one of me, then the third does one of the second and so on.

Sorry if this has already been done. If so, feel free to delete.

Instrutilus is the cause of the Ice Ages. Everytime he glares, the planet's tempurature drops from sheer fear.

 

[Baron Brixius]

Instrutilus does haircuts with a chainsaw.

 

[Instrutilus]

Baron Brixius doesn't chew gum. Baron Brixius chews diamonds.

 

[Baron Brixius]

^How did you know O_O XD
Whenever Instrutilus sneezes, a tornado whips up.

 

[Instrutilus]

When Baron Brixius blinks, time freezes because it's terrified that if he misses something he'll go after it.

 

[Scarlet Sky]

Instrutilus doesn't need a location... he's EVERYWHERE at once.
Who else do you think stole that last slice of pie?

v I've been setting rocks on fire since the Pewter City Gym. (Doesn't always work out. D

 

[Falconwing]

Ruby Flame can set rocks on fire. Freaking rocks!

 

[Scarlet Sky]

Ryuutakeshi doesn't sleep.... he waits. Waits for the trolls to come rolling in, throws the banhammer at them, and then he returns to "waiting".

 

[Metabee]

Ruby Flame can slam revolving doors.

 

[Hector]

Metabee can count to infinity twice. While eating breakfast.

 

[Falconwing]

HiPS is so badass that not even AIM could handle him, leading to it's tragic crash last night.

 

[Super Seaking]

Hide in Plain Sight dosnt flee from bullets. He eats them.

Edit: Ryuu is a ninja, thats pretty badass.

 

[Instrutilus]

SuperSeaking doesn't go swimming. The ocean is too scared of him to remain in his way.

 

[Pokémad]

You don't find Instrutilus, he finds you.

 

[Koukoubean]

Pokemad is so epic that he joined all of the world's monuments to create a stadium so that the All Stars could be reunited. Awesomeness.

 

[Pokémad]

G-Mitsuko can ride a bike upside down. (That was random. XD)

 

[Roulette]

Pokemad can slam a revolving door.

 

[Zekurom]

Roulette Dares can roll a table and make it land on the dice. And it'll be snake eyes every time.

 

[DracoMan]

When Zekurom does pushups, he doesn't actually push himself up; he pushes the rest of the world down.

 

[Zekurom]

DracoMan once walked on water to help a drowning Jesus.

When Zekurom does pushups, he doesn't actually push himself up; he pushes the rest of the world down.

Nah. When I do pushups, I fall right back down. Trust me.

And if my Sazandra avatar were to try and do pushups, its heads would be crushed to death. XD

Also, that's too much of a Chuck Norris joke, methinks. *reads the OP* I meant, too much of an actual Chuck Norris joke.