The person above you is a badass

[Steel_Justice]

Hikaru never gets a heart attack. His heart isn't foolish enough to attack him.

 

[Zhwoobatte]

Steel Justice can eat a cheezburger with his foot.

 

[Steel_Justice]

Part of Swoobat's morning routine is counting to infinity.

 

[Koukoubean]

Steel Justice is much more than the value of regular justice. It's the absolute value of them all.

 

[MrsBarnett]

Mitsoku G. starred in Rocky IV as Sylvester Stallone's fists.

 

[No Lynch]

The world bows at MissHyatt's feet for her pancakes alone.

 

[Steel_Justice]

Makuta Teridax uses greatswords as toothpicks.

 

[Sapphire]

Steel Justice uses Chuck Norris as a footstool.

 

[TLZ the Confirmer]

Outside, in the middle of a rainstorm, Sapphire never gets wet. The raindrops are scared to hit him her it.

 

[edeneh]

Thunder Lord Z doesn't pay whores, whores pay Thunder Lord Z

 

[Sapphire]

(I'm a girl. XD)

edeneh is so badass she doesn't need titles.

 

[Hikaru]

Sapphire is a reincarnation of Chuck Norris (female version)

 

[Instrutilus]

Hikaru isn't somewhere for him/her to know and you to guess...Hikaru is everywhere you can't see...waiting....

 

[Lavender]

Instrutilus doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.

 

[TLZ the Confirmer]

Lavender eats diamonds and grilled Arceus for breakfast.

Without milk.

 

[Instrutilus]

Thunder Lord Z eats Dragon Ball Z characters for beakfast....without any milk....

...hang on

Instrutilus is so badass, the Caption the Screenshots Thread bows to his whim.

That's not badassery that's pure fact =L

 

[Steel_Justice]

Instrutilus shoots a cow, eats it and craps out a bullet. This is known as the circle of life.

 

[Dr. GM]

Steel_Justice can taste the rainbow... without Skittles.

 

[No Lynch]

^Ate a bowl of nails for breakfast... without any milk!

 

[Freddie]

Makuta Teridax can grow a 12-inch, grizzly beard... in five seconds.