The person above you is a badass

[Dr. GM]

Freddie killed Jason.

 

[Scarlet Devil]

Even the dead fears this guy

 

[Steel_Justice]

Eucliwood Hellscythe can win connect four in one move.

 

[Freddie]

Steel_Justice defeated a team of Legendaries with just one Magikarp.

 

[Steel_Justice]

Freddie beat The Flash in a race, while running on a treadmill.

 

[No Lynch]

Alder begged for mercy when he saw Steel Justice's Magikarp.

 

[Steel_Justice]

Makuta Teridax can teach a Snorlax Fly.

 

[Lord Aizen]

steel justice is so bad ass, that beats ubers with a magikarp.

 

[Koukoubean]

Zetta Slow is so awesome, even Red uttered it.

 

[Steel_Justice]

Mitsuko G can win a game of tennis with a baseball bat.

Am I really such an easy target for Magikarp jokes?

 

[firezard]

Steel Justice is more awesome than Joey's Rattata

(tried to move away from the karp jokes)

 

[howardtheeduck]

When you make eye-contact with Firezard, he spontaneously evolves.

 

[Hikaru]

howardtheeduck eats pancakes with maple syrup, WOW...

 

[Dr. GM]

Hikaru cracked corn, and everyone cared...

 

[No Lynch]

Game Maker played as an NPC!

 

[Koukoubean]

Makuta Teridax was born from the tiniest particle of antimatter and survived, of course.

 

[Kakuna Matata]

Chuck Norris takes advice from Mitsuko G.

 

[Freddie]

Kakuna has never lost a fight before, mainly because he is so badass no one dares to challenge him.

 

[Super Seaking]

^ She, actually.

Freddie is so badass, he can get to the center of a Tootsie Pop in just one bite.

 

[Lavender]

Super Seaking can delete the recycle bin.