The person above you is a badass

[Dr. GM]

HexagonStephen was born with only 2 sides first.

 

[edeneh]

Kanto has 8 badges, Game Maker has 10

 

[Koukoubean]

Edeneh can actually ignore everyone's girths while attracting them to a black hole.

 

[Dr. GM]

Mitsuko G. can walk on light.

 

[Steel_Justice]

Game Maker can win a chess game using only the king.

 

[No Lynch]

Steel Justice can juggle 25 bowling pins using only his left pinky while standing on a ball, which is on a tall pointy rock, which is on a cow.

 

[Dr. GM]

Makuta Teridax can wirelessly send snail-mail.

 

[howardtheeduck]

GameMaker can backflip without bending his knees.

 

[Hikaru]

howardtheeduck ate every single duck on Earth, alone.

 

[Aetheria]

Hikaru can destroy a planet with one word.

 

[Elite Four Will]

Zia can attract all the boys and bend them under her will, also girls.

 

[---]

Elite Four Will doesn't play spin the bottle. He plays spin the bottle and hope I don't kill you.

 

[HexagonStephen]

MusicNFic can make Pokemon devolve.

 

[Steel_Justice]

HexagonStephen can cause avalanches by sneezing from Florida.

 

[Elite Four Will]

Steel Justice can't die from the Death Note

 

[Steel_Justice]

Elite Four Will's tears can revive the dead.

 

[No Lynch]

Steel Justice flies with his awesomeness alone.

 

[Dr. GM]

Makuta can have a giant sig and still follow the rules.

 

[Hikaru]

Game Maker is the destroyer of planets, and still is.

 

[No Lynch]

Hikaru can easily beat Joey's ratatta.