The person above you is a badass

[Zhwoobatte]

Makuta Teridax can outeat dagwood bumstead.

 

[Dr. GM]

Swoobat knows Birdo's gender.

 

[HexagonStephen]

Game Maker gets a critical hit with every move he uses. Even non-attacking moves.

 

[TLZ the Confirmer]

HexagonStephen ate cereal.

Even so, he could do nothing but eat cereal every day and still be awesome.

 

[HexagonStephen]

Thunder Lord Z IS TV tropes.

 

[Elite Four Will]

Blue.......and white.....

 

[No Lynch]

Elite Four Will can have no sig and still persuade with fake tears.

 

[Koukoubean]

All the gods listen to and take advice from Makuta Teridax.

 

[HexagonStephen]

Mitsuko G. can put out a Mamodo's book when it catches fire.

 

[Slenderman]

HexagonStephen knows that bird's the word.

 

[The Golden Tyranitar]

Prison Mike surfs in flight nuclear missiles for sport.

 

[HexagonStephen]

The Golden Tyranitar can learn more than four moves.

 

[Steel_Justice]

Hexagon Stephen has an infinite number of sides.

 

[firezard]

Steel_Justice is Robot Santa's friend

 

[Hikaru]

firezard eats nothing, expect... solar systems.

 

[Steel_Justice]

Hikaru eats stars and shits out moons.

 

[HexagonStephen]

Steel_Justice can divide by zero... Without syntax errors.

 

[Hikaru]

HexagonStephen is the only one that knows what is at the end of a rainbow.

 

[TLZ the Confirmer]

Hikaru can spell googolplex out as a number in five seconds. (It is physically impossible to do that without spending your whole life to do so, and then some)

 

[HexagonStephen]

Thunder Lord Z can eat just ONE potato chip.