The person above you is a badass

[CuboneKing]

Zekurom doesn't tell Chuck Norris jokes. Chuck Norris tells Zekurom jokes.

 

[Drakon]

CuboneKing once ran up the side of the skyscraper.

 

[M the Gate]

There is no life on Mars because Drakon has been there.

 

[the gadfly]

Since there's no one ranked higher than me above, I'm the baddest ass around.

 

[Tsurugi]

As the gadfly stated, he is the highest ranked user here, therefore the biggest badass. I cannot argue with him, for he speaks undeniable truth. Glory to the gadfly, for he is the one who stands high and mighty above all others in this thread. Bow down to him, puny mortals.

 

[the gadfly]

I yield my badassness to somebody who can spout that crap.

 

[mini-chan]

The Gadfly doesn't liek mudkipz!

 

[Baron Brixius]

Minimag usually eats nails (fasteners) for breakfast, occasionally with some glass.

 

[Scarlet Sky]

Baron screws the money because HE HAS RULES! (I doubt anyone will get this.)

 

[Baron Brixius]

Ruby Flame turns everything into gold with his touch.

 

[Scarlet Sky]

Baron doesn't work out by lifting dumbells... he works out by lifting WHALES.

 

[Baron Brixius]

Ruby Flame can hold his breath for 150 hours. Actually, scratch that, he doesn't need to breath.

 

[Instrutilus]

Baron Brixius once put petrol in his mouth and sprayed it over a lit lighter. We now use the result as the sun.

Baron doesn't work out by lifting dumbells... he works out by lifting WHALES.

See guis, I told you we could use whales...WHAAAAALES!

 

[Pokémad]

When Instrutilus passes wind, the world EXPLODES. No wait, scratch that, a new universe is born.

 

[CrazyYanmega]

Pokemad is so badass, he can take on FOUR Mudkipz! (Chuck Norris can be defeated by three)

 

[Super Seaking]

CrazyYanmega dosnt drink coffee through his mouth. He drinks it through his eye-sockets.

 

[CrazyYanmega]

SuperSeaking is so badass, Godzilla is his waiter.

 

[Instrutilus]

CrazyYanmega isn't on Earth. The Earth is on him, being supported by the sheer awesome.

 

[CrazyYanmega]

CrazyYanmega isn't on Earth. The Earth is on him, being supported by the sheer awesome.

Instrutilus is so badass, the Caption the Screenshots Thread bows to his whim.

 

[M the Gate]

CrazyYanmega is so badass, he doesn't celebrate Christmas. Christmas celebrates him!