The person above you is a badass

[Steel_Justice]

Sapphire can stare someone to death with closed eyes.

 

[Sapphire]

Steel Justice can kill Chuck Norris by just thinking about it.

 

[Lugion]

Sapphire has the guts to force Game Freak to exclude all old Pokémon from the main story of Black and White.

 

[Steel_Justice]

Lugion can watch 30 minutes in 10 seconds.

 

[Rayne]

Is made of armor. [stares]

 

[firezard]

In life, nothing is certain but death, taxes, and Snowe!

 

[Baron Brixius]

Firezard is so badass he can post in closed threads.

 

[Steel_Justice]

Baron Brixius beats brick walls at tennis for practise.

 

[Baron Brixius]

Steel Justice is everywhere. And here too.

 

[Super Seaking]

Baron Brixius flosses his teeth with lampposts

 

[Baron Brixius]

If SuperSeaking was a pokemon, he would be a Badass-type.

 

[Dr. Haxorus]

If BB was a Magikarp, his Splash would do damage.

 

[Steel_Justice]

Girafarigs came to be when VaporeonFan uppercutted a deformed Ponyta.

 

[Dragoness]

Steel Justice can break a steel spoon in half just by looking at it

 

[firezard]

Dragoness dominates with an entire team of missingnos

 

[Steel_Justice]

Firezard heals from stealth rock

 

[Koukoubean]

Steel_Justice doesn't need any sleep. He can be asleep and awake at the same time.

 

[firezard]

Ghost Photon laughs at your attempts to use a masterball on him

 

[Mewtwo soul]

Firezard can see all with his all seeing eye under that eyepatch

 

[Shadowlord]

Mewtwo soul did 5 divided by 0 and came up with 42. (the meaning of life)