The person above you is a badass

[firezard]

Prison Mike actually defeated the god damn batman

 

[UnownGoldHeart]

Firezard is so fucking badass Bender decided to be his avi!

 

[Dr. GM]

Mikuru can travel through time.

Yeah. I went there...

 

[DracoMan]

Alfred F. Jones can determine both the location and the momentum of a subatomic particle. (Yes, I just out-nerded you.)

 

[ProfessorYew]

No one knows this but DracoMan once threw a rock into the sky. He made a black hole billions of light years away.

 

[Kakuna Matata]

ProfessorYew taught Chuck Norris.

 

[Hikaru]

Kakuna Matata, once said to have started the Apocalypse, with a single click of the fingers.

 

[Shiny Staraptor]

Hikaru pounds Chuck Norris to dust.

 

[Koukoubean]

Sandile's favourite food is the center of the Earth. He can also clone it.

 

[Mewtwo soul]

ghost photon can create photons of darkness

 

[Steel_Justice]

Mewtwo soul can set ice on fire.

 

[eeveegirl]

steel justice eats iron nails for breakfast... WITHOUT MILK

 

[Steel_Justice]

Eevee girl can evolve into all of eevee's evolutions at the same time.

 

[Lord Aizen]

Steel_justice is so badass, he doesn't turn lead into gold, he turns gold into steel.

 

[Koukoubean]

Guywhoselooking is not a hungry ghost. He is an ever-starving soul that always searches for victory.

 

[firezard]

Ghost Photon's Splash attack is a one-hit kill attack

 

[Dr. GM]

When firezard told God, "You're sitting on my throne", he was telling the truth.

 

[Shadowlord]

When Foreshadowing Siren uses charge, the world runs out of power

 

[Mewtwo soul]

Shadowlord has control over the Void and Abyss between realms

 

[Steel_Justice]

Mewtwo soul can infatuate male, female and genderless pokemon with attract.