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The Quote Book

Discussion in 'The War Room (Mafia Games)' started by Zenax, Sep 10, 2012.

  1. Zenax

    Zenax Keep moving forward

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    In this thread, you may post quotes from previous games that you found amusing or feel like should be remembered for a reason or another. This also applies to PMs, QuickTopics or Skype chat logs you might have exchanged with another player during the course of a game. A personal favorite of mine as example, Paperhorse from Jackie Chan Adventures Mafia 2:

    - As with every other threads, do not post anything in here that happened in a currently ongoing game. If you see something and feel like it should be posted in the quote book, wait until the game ends before posting it.

    - Be sure to leave a link to the post or the QuickTopic in question when posting a quote. On that note, make sure that your post contains more than just a link, as this will be considered spam.

    - Regarding Skype chat logs, make sure that the conversation is okay per the rules of the forums before posting it.
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  2. Paperhorse

    Paperhorse Member

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    This conversation happened between @Zenax; @Hitomi; @Luminosity; and myself on skype during Posting Restriction Mafia.

    [7/7/12 11:07:17 PM] Zenax: just don't tell your scumbuddies to kill me, pls
    [7/7/12 11:07:23 PM] Hitomi: LOL OK I WON’T
    [7/7/12 11:07:32 PM] Hitomi: / not a declaration of mafia
    [7/7/12 11:07:37 PM] Hitomi: / joking pls
    [7/7/12 11:07:40 PM] Zenax: it totally was
    [7/7/12 11:07:45 PM] Zenax: YOURE TOTES MAFIA
    [7/7/12 11:07:50 PM] Hitomi: TOTES NOT
    [7/7/12 11:07:54 PM] Zenax: TOTES YES
    [7/7/12 11:07:57 PM] Hitomi: WAIT WHAT GAME
    [7/7/12 11:08:00 PM] Zenax: TOTES PR
    [7/7/12 11:08:03 PM] Hitomi: TOTES NOT
    [7/7/12 11:08:07 PM] Zenax: TOTES ABSOLUTELY
    [7/7/12 11:08:13 PM] Hitomi: TOTES NO
    [7/7/12 11:08:21 PM] Zenax: YOURE TOTES A LIAR
    [7/7/12 11:08:27 PM] Luminosity: Zenax x Hitomi = TotesShipping :p
    [7/7/12 11:08:30 PM] Paperhorse: lol
    [7/7/12 11:08:31 PM] Hitomi: YOURE TOTES WROMG
    [7/7/12 11:08:33 PM] Hitomi: WRONG
    [7/7/12 11:08:36 PM] Hitomi: OMG
    [7/7/12 11:08:37 PM] Zenax: FILTHY SCUM, IM TOTALLY KILLING YOU!
    [7/7/12 11:08:39 PM] Zenax: DIE MAFIA SCUM
    [7/7/12 11:08:43 PM] Hitomi: DIE TOWNIE
    [7/7/12 11:08:45 PM] Hitomi: I MEAN
    [7/7/12 11:08:47 PM] Zenax: OMG
    [7/7/12 11:08:48 PM] Hitomi: FELLOW TOWNIE
    [7/7/12 11:08:53 PM] Zenax: OMG x2
    [7/7/12 11:08:55 PM] Hitomi: xD
    [7/7/12 11:09:14 PM] Paperhorse: im saving this convo
    [7/7/12 11:09:17 PM] Zenax: LOL
    [7/7/12 11:09:17 PM] Hitomi: xD
  3. Zenax

    Zenax Keep moving forward

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    That was a fun convo. :3c

    From Jackie Chan Adventures 3:

  4. Shinobu

    Shinobu Karamazov's oshimen

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    @SageGaga in the Skullgirls Mafia QT:


    Let's remember when for the first time in history, a cisgender person complained about being misgendered:
    Post link
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  5. Mintaka

    Mintaka busy

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    I have quite a lot to share :p
    Guh, only if I can find where I stored all these somewhere, I'll just post the ones I remember and can find atm :p

    From War Room Mafia 2

    1. Why Night 0 should just be more of 'I got my role' phase, Part 1

    2. Why Night 0 should just be more of 'I got my role' phase, Part 2


    And I really need to post these before that Skype storage wipes these quotes clean. xD

    From War Room Mafia BYOB (4th)

    1. When the public group chat was made
    2. From our bulletproof miller which made me laugh (I can't find the original quote, but I have this copied):
    I try, I try :p

    3. Mafia Skype Group Chat

    4. Just this bit, came when Nick was talking about the role based on him in that game
    Let's just kick him out of my games as the ultimate solution :p

    From X-Men Mafia (I need to dig more into this game)
    (link to the post is in the text of the last quote)

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  6. Iteru

    Iteru The Deputy Deputy Chief of Staff

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    I don't have the exact quote but this was from Lost mafia in a skype chat:

    Octy: Shall I vag kill HiPS?
  7. Catspring

    Catspring shsl music club member

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    When I got a guilty cop check and QT spies found me out in Ape Escape Mafia, I had some fun joking around with the players before I was lynched.

    When everyone started voting me:
    Atomic: For President?
    Buoy: ugh no we're voting for you to be lynched i.e. u ded bro
    Atomic: fuck you i'd rather be president
    Buoy: omg you better not fuck me that would be DISGUSTING
    well you can if you tell me who the rest of the mafia is
    Atomic: ok the last mafia is Buoy
    u happy now
    Buoy: o m f g stop framing me!!!!!!!!!!
    i will vote you harder now
    Vote harder: America*
    Atomic: omg buoy you can't just vote harder
    Buoy: bitch i just did
    Atomic: ok buoy if you bring me an orange cream shake from Arby's i'll tell you the rest of the mafia
    Buoy: pls idek what arby's is
    no deal
    Atomic: wait are you fucking serious
    it's a fast food chain

    And best of all, the phase change later:

    America* was voted into presidency:


  8. Akuraito

    Akuraito 追放されたバカ

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    And the QT, my god. When Buoy subbed in for Parma...


    And just so much more that'd take forever to copy and paste.

    Here, just look for yourself. XD
  9. J J M

    J J M never ever giving up

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    The scary part is most of it was actually right, and this post was made in Day 1. xD
  10. Mijzelffan

    Mijzelffan memes

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    Here, have the quote that gives me mixed feelings ranged from cringing to wanting to bang my head on a wall, even when I read it now xD

    From BMGf Mafia II, which I hosted:

    Basically he admitted to being mafia in a very non-joking way.

    And here I had hoped I had gotten it deleted on time. NOPE.

    But not all was lost, she had no evidence. I was sure someone would realise that:

    Good, good. I was sure th-

    Nope, there went my last bit of hope.

    BorgyDudeMan likes this.
  11. Tris79

    Tris79 New Member

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    I remembered this from 5Ds mafia QT


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  12. Mr. Fahrenheit

    Mr. Fahrenheit Hitomi's Bulbahusband

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    In Havendale mafia II when it was revealed That PichuBoy should be lynched Buoy made this post
    Well, he edited it afterwards but thanks to @Paperhorse; we know the original post

    Also I also like this post by Buoy
  13. Mintaka

    Mintaka busy

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    There was a fake event in the 1st war Room Mafia - created by a player that could post short reports - and these are the reactions to the report.
    Starts from here.

    Personal favorites were Parma's and HiPS'.
  14. Akuraito

    Akuraito 追放されたバカ

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    Which is really quite ironic since, out of my 21 completed games, I've been mafia 1/3 of the time.

    The Inganno Mafia - QuickTopic free message board hosting
  15. Soulmaster

    Soulmaster Notification King 1111

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    This was the post from Paperhorse with that convo and so on in it from the thread

  16. Phoenicks

    Phoenicks Where the Shadows lie

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    I got some great skype moments from TWR4 and LoK Mafias:

    Me getting Mintaka (mafia) to claim to me with her actual role claim on Day 1 in LoK:

    [8/26/2012 12:36:38 PM] Nick Murray: I'm not mafia
    [8/26/2012 12:36:44 PM] Nick Murray: I'm willing to bet that if I stare at you long enough
    [8/26/2012 12:36:46 PM] Nick Murray: And do imposing things
    [8/26/2012 12:36:49 PM] Nick Murray: You'll confess
    [8/26/2012 12:36:52 PM] Nick Murray: OO
    [8/26/2012 12:36:52 PM] Nick Murray: OO
    [8/26/2012 12:36:53 PM] Nick Murray: OO
    [8/26/2012 12:37:05 PM] Min: ORLY
    [8/26/2012 12:37:13 PM] Min: and the last time you convinced townies
    [8/26/2012 12:37:18 PM] Min: you were maf ;_;
    [8/26/2012 12:37:39 PM] Nick Murray: If I were playing by that strategy again, I'd need a lot of new players.
    [8/26/2012 12:37:42 PM] Min: [Sunday, August 26, 2012 12:36 PM] Nick Murray:

    <<< And do imposing things...I don't even want to know XD
    [8/26/2012 12:40:25 PM] Nick Murray: This would go a lot easier if you'd just decide to trust me now
    [8/26/2012 12:40:29 PM] Nick Murray: Instead of making me work for i
    [8/26/2012 12:40:30 PM] Nick Murray: t
    [8/26/2012 12:40:41 PM] Min: And why should I trust you? ;_;
    [8/26/2012 12:41:04 PM] Min: (how would you work for it? XD)
    [8/26/2012 12:41:07 PM] Nick Murray: Because I'm town and willing to prove it, with some serendipity.
    [8/26/2012 12:41:21 PM] Min: Well, I'm willing to listen
    [8/26/2012 12:41:37 PM] Nick Murray: Unless you're mafia!
    [8/26/2012 12:41:37 PM] Min: what's serendipity?
    [8/26/2012 12:41:50 PM] Nick Murray: A happy accident.
    [8/26/2012 12:41:53 PM] Nick Murray: Good luck.
    [8/26/2012 12:41:54 PM] Nick Murray: etc.
    [8/26/2012 12:42:05 PM] Min: um, lol?
    [8/26/2012 12:42:37 PM] Nick Murray: There was no joke there.
    [8/26/2012 12:42:47 PM] Min: Well, okay, but not like I'll be useful for anything. I haven't even read the thread yet since Paperhorse's OMGUS vote
    [8/26/2012 12:43:04 PM] Nick Murray: Go read it then. :p
    [8/26/2012 12:43:29 PM] Min: Oh derp
    [8/26/2012 12:43:33 PM] Min: clicked on KI MAfia
    [8/26/2012 12:43:51 PM] Nick Murray: Neat.
    [8/26/2012 12:44:06 PM] Min: You voted for Zenax?
    [8/26/2012 12:44:26 PM] Min: uh Buoy
    [8/26/2012 12:44:41 PM] Nick Murray: Yes.
    [8/26/2012 12:44:42 PM] Min: Why is he switching a vote for reasons like that
    [8/26/2012 12:44:54 PM] Nick Murray: What do you think?
    [8/26/2012 12:45:20 PM] Min: If he had voted for Zenax following your lead, I could understand it as that he's going for a pro lynch or something
    [8/26/2012 12:45:38 PM] Min: but Gotpika?
    [8/26/2012 12:46:27 PM] Min: I don't really get it, it could be that Buoy wants to pressure Gotpika into replying
    [8/26/2012 12:47:05 PM] Nick Murray: Mh
    [8/26/2012 12:47:45 PM] Nick Murray: Well, given what I've told you about mafia trying to find their place Day 1, what do you think?
    [8/26/2012 12:48:29 PM] Min: Octy making that post asking what the meaning of clusterfuck is, that doesn't contribute to the situation in any way
    [8/26/2012 12:48:45 PM] Min: I can't read much from it though
    [8/26/2012 12:48:57 PM] Min: Ryuu seems more of townie to me, trying to promote discussion
    [8/26/2012 12:53:12 PM] Nick Murray: What about yourself?
    [8/26/2012 12:53:22 PM] Min: Myself?
    [8/26/2012 12:53:27 PM] Nick Murray: YEs.
    [8/26/2012 12:54:06 PM] Min: Hmmm, the only post I have since the Day started was when I posted to confirm my role, I lost the timing
    [8/26/2012 12:54:17 PM] Nick Murray: Pretty suspicious if you ask me.
    [8/26/2012 12:54:43 PM] Min: It'd be, but I can't post when I don't have any leads
    [8/26/2012 12:55:03 PM] Nick Murray: Or maybe you're mafia?!
    [8/26/2012 12:55:49 PM] Min: And leave that post when I knew I'd gain attention? :/
    [8/26/2012 12:56:00 PM] Nick Murray: Ofc.
    [8/26/2012 12:56:24 PM] Min: Ouch ;_;
    [8/26/2012 12:57:23 PM] Min: frankly I lost the confirmation phase and only realized it when I was at work
    [8/26/2012 12:57:30 PM] Min: so I left that post out of haste
    [8/26/2012 12:57:56 PM] Min: Before the host would sub me out, I don't want that
    [8/26/2012 12:58:01 PM] Nick Murray: Hm
    [8/26/2012 12:58:11 PM] Min: though that forum error was unexpected
    [8/26/2012 12:58:19 PM] Nick Murray: Mintaka, I think you might be mafia.
    [8/26/2012 12:58:55 PM] Min: Well I'd be grateful if I'm seen as suspicious, because then mafia won't kill me
    [8/26/2012 12:59:08 PM] Nick Murray: Are you mafia?
    [8/26/2012 12:59:14 PM] Min: No
    [8/26/2012 12:59:18 PM] Nick Murray: Can you prove it?
    [8/26/2012 12:59:34 PM] Min: How can I prove so?
    [8/26/2012 12:59:42 PM] Nick Murray: I don't know. That's up to you.
    [8/26/2012 1:00:40 PM] Min: I can't. Other than trying to read more from the posts to see who might be mafia.
    [8/26/2012 1:01:17 PM] Nick Murray: What about your role?
    [8/26/2012 1:01:27 PM] Min: Why should I claim to you?
    [8/26/2012 1:01:37 PM] Nick Murray: Because it's me.
    [8/26/2012 1:02:32 PM] Min: -_-;
    [8/26/2012 1:02:53 PM] Min: You can't be serious XD
    [8/26/2012 1:03:27 PM] Nick Murray: I can be. :p
    [8/26/2012 1:03:38 PM] Min: xD
    [8/26/2012 1:03:52 PM] Nick Murray: It's me. I'm pretty sure that you know I'm innocent.
    [8/26/2012 1:04:11 PM] Min: How would I know if you're innocent?
    [8/26/2012 1:05:21 PM] Min: A player reaching out to others for info doesn't exactly clear them D:
    [8/26/2012 1:11:13 PM] Nick Murray: You're not exactly striking the proper tone.
    [8/26/2012 1:11:56 PM] Min: What do you mean?
    [8/26/2012 1:12:17 PM] Nick Murray: I think you're scum.
    [8/26/2012 1:12:33 PM] Min: pls
    [8/26/2012 1:12:49 PM] Min: Just because I didn't claim? 0_o
    [8/26/2012 1:13:45 PM] Nick Murray: There's another one.
    [8/26/2012 1:14:42 PM] Min: Honestly, why should I claim to a player that I don't know much about? D:
    [8/26/2012 1:15:07 PM] Nick Murray: And again.
    [8/26/2012 1:15:08 PM] Min: Unless you came to me showing a check message or something
    [8/26/2012 1:15:35 PM] Nick Murray: This isn't going like I thought it would at all.
    [8/26/2012 1:15:37 PM] Nick Murray: We'll see soon enough.
    [8/26/2012 1:16:16 PM] Min: If I had anything that I could help with, I'd love to help, but really at this situation
    [8/26/2012 1:16:27 PM] Min: I don't have much to help with
    [8/26/2012 1:16:37 PM] Nick Murray: Oh?
    [8/26/2012 1:17:33 PM] Min: It's what I've said. I'm not exactly a genius like you
    [8/26/2012 1:17:48 PM] Min: so I can't read much from those posts to know who's townie and not
    [8/26/2012 1:18:22 PM] Nick Murray: I'm not a genius. :p
    [8/26/2012 1:19:15 PM | Edited 1:19:28 PM] Min: Frankly the way you're trying to induce a conversation with me, I do honestly want to trust you, and it's getting there. Just, even if you had a good reason that I should trust you, it's that I don't have much to help you with
    [8/26/2012 1:19:48 PM] Min: [Sunday, August 26, 2012 1:18 PM] Nick Murray:

    <<< I'm not a genius. :pYou got what I was saying XD
    [8/26/2012 1:20:11 PM] Nick Murray: So you're not a power role?
    [8/26/2012 1:21:04 PM] Min: Not one that I can activate now
    [8/26/2012 1:21:52 PM] Min: Unless the host had allowed Night 0 actions and I missed it
    [8/26/2012 1:21:58 PM] Nick Murray: Now referring to a dayphase, or a particular phase?
    [8/26/2012 1:22:06 PM] Min: Dy
    [8/26/2012 1:22:09 PM] Min: Day
    [8/26/2012 1:22:20 PM] Min: (damn new keyboard)
    [8/26/2012 1:22:20 PM] Nick Murray: Nightaction
    [8/26/2012 1:22:24 PM] Nick Murray: So
    [8/26/2012 1:22:29 PM] Nick Murray: Cop, doctor, roleblocker
    [8/26/2012 1:22:30 PM] Nick Murray: What else
    [8/26/2012 1:22:59 PM] Min: Like what sorts of powers could be night actions here?
    [8/26/2012 1:23:09 PM] Nick Murray: Yes.
    [8/26/2012 1:23:14 PM] Nick Murray: Or you could tell me and cut the crap.
    [8/26/2012 1:24:43 PM] Min: The game is big, so I could see a vigiante being in the game. There could be a reviver as well though I don't know if there'd be any Korra character that'd fit it
    [8/26/2012 1:25:00 PM] Nick Murray: But what about you? :p
    [8/26/2012 1:25:11 PM] Min: And back to this again :p
    [8/26/2012 1:25:18 PM] Nick Murray: Always.
    [8/26/2012 1:25:27 PM] Nick Murray: You'll save me a lot of heartache if you can just claim.
    [8/26/2012 1:25:49 PM] Nick Murray: Trust me. If I'm mafia, you'll notice the damage immediately if there were to be any damage.
    [8/26/2012 1:26:06 PM] Min: Damage, like, if you were mafia
    [8/26/2012 1:26:15 PM] Min: I'd immediately know?
    [8/26/2012 1:26:59 PM] Nick Murray: If I was mafia, you'd notice me manipulating your claim eventually
    [8/26/2012 1:30:08 PM] Min: And that's what I'm worrying at this point. Because my role harms the town more than help.
    [8/26/2012 1:30:23 PM] Nick Murray: Nightaction that harms town more than helps
    [8/26/2012 1:30:25 PM] Nick Murray: Vigilante
    [8/26/2012 1:30:26 PM] Nick Murray: Jailer
    [8/26/2012 1:30:28 PM] Nick Murray: Roleblocker
    [8/26/2012 1:30:31 PM] Nick Murray: Silencer
    [8/26/2012 1:32:06 PM] Min: UGH FINE
    [8/26/2012 1:32:14 PM] Min: IF YOU'RE MAFIA I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU
    [8/26/2012 1:32:31 PM] Nick Murray: I'm not.
    [8/26/2012 1:32:31 PM] Min: I'M A SILENCER OKAY
    [8/26/2012 1:32:36 PM] Nick Murray: Okay.
    [8/26/2012 1:32:44 PM] Min: I'M SO MAD AT WHY THIS WOULD BE A TOWN ROLE

    Me as mafia and DrumBeats as townie (TWR4):

    [8/16/2012 7:36:47 PM] Nick Murray: What is your plan? I think I was so busy talking that I didn't listen. :p
    [8/16/2012 7:36:55 PM] Nick Murray: *sorry
    [8/16/2012 7:42:56 PM] DB: Publicly claim
    [8/16/2012 7:43:01 PM] DB: And only I vote
    [8/16/2012 7:43:11 PM] DB: If theyre inno they live
    [8/16/2012 7:43:18 PM] DB: If they're mafia they die
    [8/16/2012 7:43:25 PM] Nick Murray: Starting tomorrow right?
    [8/16/2012 7:44:31 PM] DB: Correct
    [8/16/2012 7:44:38 PM] DB: Unless we get a guilty
    [8/16/2012 7:44:46 PM] DB: No need to out myself early
    [8/16/2012 7:46:21 PM] Nick Murray: My only issue with that is the possibility that there's a vote manipulator out there
    [8/16/2012 7:47:50 PM] Nick Murray: Ugh skype lag I hate you
    [8/16/2012 7:58:37 PM] Nick Murray: I'll get the check done on Lithuania tonight
    [8/16/2012 7:58:59 PM] Nick Murray: We'll know her real colors, especially since the town's roleblocker will be on her too.
    [8/16/2012 8:42:40 PM] DB: Hm, I didn't think of that
    [8/16/2012 8:43:43 PM] Nick Murray: That's why you have me. :p
    [8/16/2012 9:02:23 PM] DB: Exactly xD

    <3 You Mintaka (TWR4):

    [8/16/2012 1:56:01 PM] Nick Murray: Before the game start Mintaka hinted to me that massclaiming would be a bad idea
    [8/16/2012 1:56:18 PM] Nick Murray: If anybody rigged mafia roles to make them benefit from a massclaim, it would be her.
    [8/16/2012 2:00:32 PM] Buoy: hm
    [8/16/2012 2:01:30 PM] Min: Why am I mentioned x_X
    [8/16/2012 2:01:40 PM] Min: Stop analyzing the host, you
    [8/16/2012 2:02:13 PM] Nick Murray: FIne, I'll analyze the roles
    [8/16/2012 2:02:16 PM] Nick Murray: Individually
    [8/16/2012 2:02:23 PM] Nick Murray: Starting from the beginning
    [8/16/2012 2:02:27 PM] Min: Go away
    [8/16/2012 2:02:28 PM] Nick Murray: Paragraphs at a time
    [8/16/2012 2:02:32 PM] Min: <<
    [8/16/2012 2:02:47 PM] Nick Murray: First we have Zenax, who should've had a kill resistance
    [8/16/2012 2:02:57 PM] Nick Murray: So he was roleblocked/shot twice/had a bastrad role
    [8/16/2012 2:03:23 PM] Nick Murray: If he was roleblocked that implies that Buoy is lying or there's another roleblocker, and the odds of the first possibility are very low
    [8/16/2012 2:03:50 PM] Nick Murray: On the other hand if Zenax was shot twice that implies that there's a role that has multiple bullets
    [8/16/2012 2:04:11 PM] Nick Murray: Which could be Fresa, however low the odds of her shooting the same target as the mafia kill
    [8/16/2012 2:04:33 PM] Nick Murray: Those odds go up since the player was Zenax, however, and namekilling is the sort of thing an independent SK is more likely to do
    [8/16/2012 2:04:44 PM] Nick Murray: Also noted is the possibility that a role like Zenax's can't be roleblocked at all
    [8/16/2012 2:04:52 PM] Nick Murray: The odds of a bastard role are very low
    [8/16/2012 2:05:13 PM] Nick Murray: Especially given the rules of the person in charge of the game says no bastard modding
    [8/16/2012 2:05:16 PM] Nick Murray: what do you call that person again?
    [8/16/2012 2:05:24 PM] Nick Murray: So if I had to put percentages on the possibilitise
    [8/16/2012 2:05:48 PM | Edited 2:06:00 PM] Nick Murray: It'd be 55-45-5-5
    [8/16/2012 2:06:13 PM] Nick Murray: For Mafia roleblocked Zenax/Fresa is SK/Bastard role/Buoy is lying
    [8/16/2012 2:06:36 PM] Nick Murray: And I haven't even started talking about the FOS's Zenax gave me
    [8/16/2012 2:06:44 PM] Nick Murray: Which may or may not be worthwhile since he was independent
    [8/16/2012 2:06:53 PM] Nick Murray: Maybe I should go dig them up!
    [8/16/2012 2:06:56 PM] Buoy: hm
    [8/16/2012 2:06:58 PM] Nick Murray: YOu'd love to reread some of them Mintaka!
    [8/16/2012 2:07:08 PM] Nick Murray: And this is only the first player to have died
    [8/16/2012 2:07:15 PM] Buoy: i have a conversation with pichuboy that includes me telling him i roleblocked him, if you want to see that
    [8/16/2012 2:07:19 PM] Nick Murray: JUst wait until I start talking about living players and making all my guesses for them
    [8/16/2012 2:07:24 PM] Buoy: because i wouldn't tell him i roleblocked him if i didn't, really
    [8/16/2012 2:07:29 PM] Buoy: considering we were in an alliance
    [8/16/2012 2:07:35 PM] Nick Murray: Buoy, you came up clear
    [8/16/2012 2:07:50 PM] Nick Murray: The odds of you actually lying are very low, I'm just doing this to annoy Mintaka
    [8/16/2012 2:07:55 PM] Buoy: o
    [8/16/2012 2:07:58 PM] Nick Murray: I mean
    [8/16/2012 2:08:02 PM] Nick Murray: Since I can't analyze the host
    [8/16/2012 2:08:10 PM] Min: GO AWAY
    [8/16/2012 2:08:11 PM] Min: >_<
  17. Mintaka

    Mintaka busy

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    You guys seem to like quotes in which Nick teases me (I have to suffer for the benefit of the majority, huh), so here you go, for the lulz, along with some other quotes. -_-;
    Finally found that document that I planned to post in my thread but it was too late to post them by the time I found the document.

    From TWR Mafia 4

    1. Earliest modkill

    [2012-08-06 오전 3:18:36] Buoy: and you're j j m's gf ;>
    [2012-08-06 오전 3:18:37] Buoy: Buoy runs
    [2012-08-06 오전 3:18:44] Min: modkill time
    [2012-08-06 오전 3:18:48] Min: talk about quick :p
    [2012-08-06 오전 3:19:03] Emily: LOOL
    [2012-08-06 오전 3:19:10] Min: this has got to be a record
    [2012-08-06 오전 3:19:18] Min: five minutes after day 1
    [2012-08-06 오전 3:19:21] Min: modkill
    [2012-08-06 오전 3:19:46] Zenax: reason: he shipped me with someone ;~;
    [2012-08-06 오전 3:20:07] Phoenicks: I'll be modkilled in 4 minutes!
    [2012-08-06 오전 3:20:20] Min: WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING NICK

    2. Conversation with our bomber :p

    [2012-08-05 오후 9:32:05] Mijzelffan: I dare the mafia to kill me, I know they don't have the guts :3
    [2012-08-05 오후 9:32:55] Mijzelffan: they'll consider it, but in the end they'll decide I'm too good to die and they want to see what kind of awesome stuff I'll do
    [2012-08-05 오후 9:33:00] Min: hahaha
    [2012-08-05 오후 9:33:05] Mijzelffan: and then they'll kill me on night 3 regardless of anything
    [2012-08-05 오후 9:33:56] Mijzelffan: like if I bust three mafia by that point, killed on night 3. If I don't do anything at all, also killed on night 3.
    [2012-08-05 오후 9:33:59] Mijzelffan: it's unavoidable
    [2012-08-05 오후 9:34:07] Min: [noparse]Or modkilled[/noparse]
    [2012-08-05 오후 9:34:09] Min: :p
    [2012-08-05 오후 9:34:13] Mijzelffan: D:
    [2012-08-05 오후 9:34:38] Min: If you aren't killed by Night 3, I can certainly kill you for you :p
    [2012-08-05 오후 9:34:45] Min: with a fancy update

    (Funny, this happens, only that he was lynched rather than 'killed'.)

    3. During Day 1, my favorite lone sentence ever
    [2012-08-06 오전 5:35:59] Mijzelffan: personally I'm in the thread actually having to defend a random vote in a sea of randomvotes

    4. Best Mafia Game Strategy, brought to you by Phoenicks

    [2012-08-06 오후 1:15:59] Ryuutakeshi: "The first person to vote without evidence will automatically become a 'suspect'."
    [2012-08-06 오후 1:16:00] Ryuutakeshi: XD
    [2012-08-06 오후 1:16:14] Ryuutakeshi: How times have changed
    [2012-08-06 오후 1:16:21] Phoenicks: Was that Fwee?
    [2012-08-06 오후 1:16:26] Ryuutakeshi: Synthesis
    [2012-08-06 오후 1:16:43] Phoenicks: It became "the first person to vote will automatically become a suspect"
    [2012-08-06 오후 1:17:00] Phoenicks: There was a phase of "the first person to speak will become a suspect"
    [2012-08-06 오후 1:17:28] Phoenicks: I think we finally settled upon "The first person to do anything is mafia."
    [2012-08-06 오후 1:17:44] Zenax: I'm looking forward to "fuck it, everyone's a suspect"
    [2012-08-06 오후 1:18:09] Phoenicks: That's my motto.
    [2012-08-06 오후 1:18:18] Ryuutakeshi: We're getting there
    [2012-08-06 오후 1:18:26] Phoenicks: The secret is that that's how I scumhunt.
    [2012-08-06 오후 1:18:26] Ryuutakeshi: *sigh* sometimes I miss how we used to play
    [2012-08-06 오후 1:18:33] Phoenicks: Phoenicks's Guide to Scumhunting:
    [2012-08-06 오후 1:18:40] Phoenicks: -RNG the mafia before the game starts
    [2012-08-06 오후 1:18:45] Phoenicks: -Tunnel on them until they die
    [2012-08-06 오후 1:18:53] Phoenicks: If they flip mafia: I AM SO GOOD AT THIS GAME
    [2012-08-06 오후 1:19:03] Phoenicks: If they flip town: I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW SCUMMY THEY WERE

    [2012-08-06 오후 1:19:16] Zenax: I don't see any way how that could go wrong


    From Music Mafia, Mafia Skype Chat

    1. Someone requested me to post this as I have the editing rights (dammit Google Doc, when did you change)

    (Chat between Phoenicks and I)
    [오전 8:36:09] Phoenicks: Gotcha
    [오전 8:36:20] Phoenicks: But FWIW
    [오전 8:36:24] Phoenicks: If DB flips town
    [오전 8:36:26] Phoenicks: Then I'll suspect you

    (Mafia Skype Chat)
    [2012-09-10 오전 8:38:26] Min: Nick asked me to post to support db lynch so I'm going to make the move
    [2012-09-10 오전 8:39:19] Min: He says he will suspect me if db flips town but i find it worth the move
    [2012-09-10 오전 8:39:42] Claire (Paperhorse): lol that's kinda rude
    [2012-09-10 오전 8:39:45] Claire (Paperhorse): SUPPORT ME
    [2012-09-10 오전 8:39:49] Claire (Paperhorse): BUT IF HE FLIPS TOWN YOU'RE MAFIA

    2. Paperhorse and I panicking together (Day 4)

    [2012-09-13 오전 11:05:33] Claire (Paperhorse): btw i didnt get any results
    [2012-09-13 오전 11:05:40] Claire (Paperhorse): sooooooooo
    [2012-09-13 오전 11:05:44] Min: ...
    [2012-09-13 오전 11:05:45] Claire (Paperhorse): :<<
    [2012-09-13 오전 11:05:51] Min: wait what action did you use
    [2012-09-13 오전 11:05:55] Min: other than block
    [2012-09-13 오전 11:05:57] Min: was it for who she checked?
    [2012-09-13 오전 11:06:02] Claire (Paperhorse): the watching her
    [2012-09-13 오전 11:06:04] Min: I meant
    [2012-09-13 오전 11:06:09] Min: who she protected
    [2012-09-13 오전 11:06:10] Claire (Paperhorse): to see who she protected
    [2012-09-13 오전 11:06:17] Min: ...fuck
    [2012-09-13 오전 11:06:23] Min: that means you were blocked ><
    [2012-09-13 오전 11:06:27] Claire (Paperhorse): kdjslkasgjsalkjgldgj
    [2012-09-13 오전 11:06:31] Min: because she WOULD have protected ANYONE
    [2012-09-13 오전 11:06:33] Min: AUGH
    [2012-09-13 오전 11:06:34] Min: AUGH
    [2012-09-13 오전 11:06:36] Min: AUGH
    [2012-09-13 오전 11:06:39] Min: shit
    [2012-09-13 오전 11:06:50] Claire (Paperhorse): sigh
    [2012-09-13 오전 11:07:09] Min: dammit then we DO need a lynch this phase
    [2012-09-13 오전 11:07:30] Claire (Paperhorse): :l
    [2012-09-13 오전 11:07:36] Min: I'm so stupid ;_; we should have targeted someone semi-inactive
    [2012-09-13 오전 11:07:48] Claire (Paperhorse): noooo it was worth a try Min
    [2012-09-13 오전 11:07:52] Min: ;_;
    [2012-09-13 오전 11:07:57] Claire (Paperhorse): Min even if we lose
    [2012-09-13 오전 11:08:02] Claire (Paperhorse): we are still playing well
    [2012-09-13 오전 11:08:04] Claire (Paperhorse): esp you
    [2012-09-13 오전 11:08:05] Marissa (Feralize): now is about the time that i send out the results, sorry for the wait, was afk for a sec.
    [2012-09-13 오전 11:08:10] Claire (Paperhorse): oh XD
    [2012-09-13 오전 11:08:10] Min: ...
    [2012-09-13 오전 11:08:11] Min: oh
    Last edited: Sep 17, 2012
  18. Akuraito

    Akuraito 追放されたバカ

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    And Buoy's reaction when Velo and I tied the votes and revealed ourselves as mafia~


    I think we can all agree that BKMN was the funniest mafia yet in terms of quotes.
  19. HumanDawn

    HumanDawn Ultimate Digimon

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    ^I like how I have the most quotes ^_^. But others had a say in the comedy too:

    The Sexal Knows My Name QT: The Sexal Knows My Name - QuickTopic free message board hosting

    Mafia chat: Opasts Lair Inside Infernus - QuickTopic free message board hosting

    /is glad to see that the comedy came mostly from me^^
  20. Mintaka

    Mintaka busy

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    This came up during when discussing Mafia of the Mages game iirc, though it's more of a general talk. XD

    [2012-09-19 오전 12:59:29] Mr. Fahrenheit: Yes, being inactive is equivalent with being mafia
    [2012-09-19 오전 1:00:22] Min: Yes, keeping something secret is mafia D:
    [2012-09-19 오전 1:00:27] Mr. Fahrenheit: I don't think lynching inactives is really the way to go in order to promote activity
    [2012-09-19 오전 1:00:44] Mr. Fahrenheit: It's not like they can be active after they have been lynched
    [2012-09-19 오전 1:00:45] Min: My take on that is that inactivity problems, hosts will deal with it
    [2012-09-19 오전 1:00:59] Min: and there's no need for players to take decisive actions like that
    [2012-09-19 오전 1:01:09] Min: That is a good point too
    [2012-09-19 오전 1:01:48] Buoy: [2012년 9월 19일 수요일 오전 1:00] Min:
    <<< Yes, keeping something secret is mafia D:
    omg you're hiding a cop check result?!?! MAFIAAAAAA
    [2012-09-19 오전 1:04:06] Min: omg why aren't you answering to me
    [2012-09-19 오전 1:04:09] Min: MAFIAAAAAAA
    [2012-09-19 오전 1:04:30] Buoy: omg you're the doctor but not protecting ME
    [2012-09-19 오전 1:04:34] Buoy: MAFIAAAAAAAAA
    [2012-09-19 오전 1:04:42] Kidbeano: omg you claim you're the doctor and you're protecting me
    [2012-09-19 오전 1:04:43] Kidbeano: buddying
    [2012-09-19 오전 1:04:45] Kidbeano: MAFIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    [2012-09-19 오전 1:05:00] Buoy: you can incriminate anybody with anything
    [2012-09-19 오전 1:05:12] Kidbeano: The worst one is
    [2012-09-19 오전 1:05:15] Kidbeano: "You're too pro-town"
    [2012-09-19 오전 1:05:18] Kidbeano: ...
    [2012-09-19 오전 1:05:21] Min: ROFL
    [2012-09-19 오전 1:05:22] Buoy: LOL
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