The Quote Book

[jokool]

Now that Bleach Mafia is over, I gotta share this:

Claims get around like Ditto after 9 shots of vodka.

 

[J J M]

One of the memorable behind-the-scenes convos in the Avatar game:

[12/1/2012 9:38:36 AM] Phoenicks: Mafia four nations time.
[12/1/2012 9:38:37 AM] Phoenicks: *Avatar
[12/1/2012 9:38:53 AM] jda995: pls
[12/1/2012 9:39:32 AM] Phoenicks: Let's get some simple questions out of the way, if you don't want to faction claim
[12/1/2012 9:39:37 AM] Phoenicks: Does your faction have the kill tonight?
[12/1/2012 9:40:08 AM] Jda95: ummm
[12/1/2012 9:41:49 AM] Jda95: nope
[12/1/2012 9:42:15 AM] Phoenicks: So you admit that you're not the independent
[12/1/2012 9:42:30 AM] Jda95: there is an independent
[12/1/2012 9:42:32 AM] Jda95: well no i am not
[12/1/2012 9:43:38 AM] Phoenicks: So which faction are you on?
[12/1/2012 9:43:57 AM] Jda95: air
[12/1/2012 9:44:11 AM] Jda95: what about U
[12/1/2012 9:44:31 AM] Phoenicks: dammit that was my fakeclaim >:
[12/1/2012 9:44:48 AM] Jda95: lmao
[12/1/2012 9:44:54 AM] Jda95: tell me bitch
[12/1/2012 9:47:33 AM] JJM: anything could be a fakeclaim : <
[12/1/2012 9:47:42 AM] Phoenicks: okay
[12/1/2012 9:47:44 AM] Phoenicks: i'm on the air faction
[12/1/2012 9:47:51 AM] Jda95: cool
[12/1/2012 9:47:54 AM] Jda95: we're allies then wow
[12/1/2012 9:49:03 AM] Phoenicks: seriously though
[12/1/2012 9:49:05 AM] Phoenicks: i'm fire okay
[12/1/2012 9:49:32 AM] Jda95: o rly
[12/1/2012 9:49:34 AM] Phoenicks: rly
[12/1/2012 9:49:51 AM] Jda95: a likely story
[12/1/2012 9:49:58 AM] Phoenicks: mkay, don't believe me, fine
[12/1/2012 9:50:07 AM] Phoenicks: but in any event the name doesn't fucking matter
[12/1/2012 9:50:07 AM] Phoenicks: you have a faction
[12/1/2012 9:50:11 AM] Phoenicks: i have a faction
[12/1/2012 9:50:23 AM] Phoenicks: and there are two other factions that we could eliminate first
[12/1/2012 9:50:31 AM] Jda95: ohoho
[12/1/2012 9:51:10 AM] Phoenicks: okay i feel like making alliances will be tricky
[12/1/2012 9:51:17 AM] Phoenicks: because no one wants to be the one to take a risk and give anything up
[12/1/2012 9:51:43 AM] Jda95: trudat
[12/1/2012 9:51:50 AM] Phoenicks: but i'm willing to
[12/1/2012 9:51:58 AM] Phoenicks: what would it take for me to make an alliance with your faction
[12/1/2012 9:52:08 AM] Jda95: are you hitting on me
[12/1/2012 9:52:38 AM] Phoenicks: if that's what it takes (puke)
[12/1/2012 9:53:04 AM] JJM: best pick up line ever
[12/1/2012 9:53:22 AM] Jda95: lmao

 

[Phoenicks]

The best of Loveless Mafia:

(Nick Murray = Phoenicks; David = twinArmageddons)

Spoiler

Before the game started:

[11/27/2012 9:19:21 PM] Nick Murray: As soon as the game is live.
[11/27/2012 9:22:12 PM] David: brawr
[11/27/2012 9:24:43 PM] Nick Murray: Keep it in your pants.
[11/27/2012 9:32:29 PM] David: my average-size penis cannot be contained by simple clothing
[11/27/2012 9:33:19 PM] Nick Murray: A big dick can only be contained by a big dick.
[11/27/2012 9:35:21 PM] David: that sounds gay
[11/27/2012 9:38:44 PM] Nick Murray: It's perfect for describing you then.
[11/27/2012 9:39:34 PM] David: pretty much
[11/27/2012 9:42:59 PM] David: ryoga i'm so sorry
[11/27/2012 9:43:09 PM] David: i swear in the midst of this dickery there will be content
[11/27/2012 9:43:17 PM] Nick Murray: Nick Murray blinks

----

[11/28/2012 11:55:46 PM] Nick Murray: so do you suspect me as scum yet
[11/28/2012 11:55:52 PM] David: i always suspect you as scum
[11/28/2012 11:56:21 PM] Nick Murray: but like
[11/28/2012 11:56:23 PM] Nick Murray: 50% scum
[11/28/2012 11:56:25 PM] Nick Murray: 75% scum?
[11/28/2012 11:56:59 PM] Nick Murray: on the scale of schrondinger's scum to pascal's wager scum what kind of scum are we talking about here
[11/28/2012 11:57:32 PM] David: like
[11/28/2012 11:57:38 PM] David: heisenberg
[11/28/2012 11:57:43 PM] David: i either know if you are scum
[11/28/2012 11:57:49 PM] David: or your velocity
[11/29/2012 12:03:21 AM] Nick Murray: your play style is too atomistic for my tastes
[11/29/2012 12:03:56 AM] David: i would hope it's relativistic
[11/29/2012 12:04:06 AM] David: that is its mass approaches infinity as i go closer to the speed of light

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[11/29/2012 11:03:33 PM] Nick Murray: if she flips town i'm blaming you >:
[11/29/2012 11:04:02 PM] David: why
[11/29/2012 11:04:09 PM] Nick Murray: you encouraged me
[11/29/2012 11:04:32 PM] David: and
[11/29/2012 11:04:56 PM] Nick Murray: it will be your fault
[11/29/2012 11:04:59 PM] Nick Murray: say "okay"
[11/29/2012 11:08:11 PM] David: no
[11/29/2012 11:08:19 PM] David: it'll be master mew's fault
[11/29/2012 11:08:26 PM] Nick Murray: i can live with that
[11/29/2012 11:09:44 PM | Edited 11:09:47 PM] David: XD
[11/29/2012 11:10:00 PM] David: MASTER MEW
[11/29/2012 11:10:06 PM] Nick Murray: did the update
[11/29/2012 11:10:09 PM] David: EYES
[11/29/2012 11:10:11 PM] David: EYES
[11/29/2012 11:10:15 PM] Nick Murray: i need to see
[11/29/2012 11:10:17 PM] Nick Murray: your freakout
[11/29/2012 11:10:19 PM] Nick Murray: is
[11/29/2012 11:10:31 PM] Nick Murray: oh wait "yes" and not "eyes"
[11/29/2012 11:10:32 PM] David: wait wait wait
[11/29/2012 11:10:35 PM] David: wait wait wait
[11/29/2012 11:10:39 PM] David: wait wait what
[11/29/2012 11:10:41 PM] David: why did
[11/29/2012 11:10:43 PM] David: why did he die
[11/29/2012 11:10:45 PM] David: instead of
[11/29/2012 11:10:46 PM] David: i am
[11/29/2012 11:10:55 PM] Nick Murray:
[11/29/2012 11:11:12 PM] Nick Murray: WOIT
[11/29/2012 11:11:13 PM] Nick Murray: YES
[11/29/2012 11:11:14 PM] Nick Murray: YES
[11/29/2012 11:11:15 PM] Nick Murray: snaothesntahesnthuaeotsuhsanthusatenhu
[11/29/2012 11:11:16 PM] Nick Murray: aeosntuhaosnetuh
[11/29/2012 11:11:25 PM] Nick Murray: IT WAS THE SECRET VOTER TOOOOOO
[11/29/2012 11:11:27 PM] David: I KNOW
[11/29/2012 11:11:29 PM] David: BUT HOW
[11/29/2012 11:11:30 PM] David: ALSO
[11/29/2012 11:11:31 PM] David: NOT MASTER MEW
[11/29/2012 11:11:34 PM] David: SOME RANDOM
[11/29/2012 11:11:39 PM] Nick Murray: HAHA
[11/29/2012 11:11:40 PM] Nick Murray: OKAY

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[11/29/2012 11:16:35 PM] Nick Murray: also i'm guessing that ryoga keeps on invisible on skype
[11/29/2012 11:16:41 PM] Nick Murray: i'm wondering if she ever reads our garbage
[11/29/2012 11:16:46 PM] David: i hope so
[11/29/2012 11:16:50 PM] Nick Murray:
[11/29/2012 11:16:56 PM] David:
[11/29/2012 11:16:57 PM] David: because she's a piece of trash
[11/29/2012 11:17:00 PM] David: (kidding)
[11/29/2012 11:17:09 PM] Nick Murray: when you modkill him
[11/29/2012 11:17:11 PM] David: (that was just to check if you actually read this ryoga)
[11/29/2012 11:17:11 PM] Nick Murray: can i take his role?
[11/29/2012 11:17:32 PM] Nick Murray: (no he meant it)
[11/29/2012 11:17:33 PM] Nick Murray: (he's awful)
[11/29/2012 11:17:38 PM] David: (fuck off you)
[11/29/2012 11:17:44 PM] Nick Murray: (see what i mean ;; )
[11/29/2012 11:19:02 PM] Ryoga Kamishiro: Yeah, I'm on invisible. I'm reading all these, so uh... Carry on. XD
[snip]
[11/29/2012 11:19:26 PM] Nick Murray: ryoga you should interrupt us more often XD
[11/29/2012 11:19:31 PM] David: we talk a lot
[snip]
[11/29/2012 11:20:18 PM] Ryoga Kamishiro: I never know when to interrupt though~
[11/29/2012 11:20:33 PM] Nick Murray: uh
[11/29/2012 11:20:36 PM] Nick Murray: we're pretty much always like this
[11/29/2012 11:20:45 PM] Nick Murray: so any moment is really as good as any other XP
[11/29/2012 11:21:01 PM] David: yeah
[11/29/2012 11:21:16 PM] David: honestly our conversations ebb and flow between seriousness and trolling and sometimes both
[11/29/2012 11:21:19 PM] David: so like
[11/29/2012 11:21:23 PM] David: it doesn't even matter
[11/29/2012 11:21:32 PM] Nick Murray: yeah
[11/29/2012 11:21:38 PM] Nick Murray: but if you don't interrupt us more frequently
[11/29/2012 11:21:42 PM] Nick Murray: we will eventually double back to insulting you again
[11/29/2012 11:21:46 PM] David: yes
[11/29/2012 11:21:56 PM] Nick Murray: or at least david will
[11/29/2012 11:21:58 PM] Nick Murray: he's awful
[11/29/2012 11:21:59 PM] David: yes
[11/29/2012 11:22:00 PM] David: i am
[11/29/2012 11:22:03 PM] David: i'm also mafia
[11/29/2012 11:22:09 PM] Ryoga Kamishiro: wow what the. so I have no choice then XD
[11/29/2012 11:22:12 PM] Nick Murray: ryoga already knows that
[11/29/2012 11:22:30 PM] David: well of course he? she? does
[11/29/2012 11:22:35 PM] Nick Murray: sometimes we just need someone to moderate us
[11/29/2012 11:22:35 PM | Edited 11:22:37 PM] David: i dunno your pronouns ryoga
[11/29/2012 11:22:57 PM] Nick Murray: you're sisters with Finalarcadia and Rio Kimishiro right?
[11/29/2012 11:23:36 PM] Ryoga Kamishiro: Yup, I am. aw man, I kinda wanted you to be confused if I was a girl or boy
[11/29/2012 11:23:42 PM] Nick Murray: haha
[11/29/2012 11:23:50 PM] Nick Murray: okay i mean this as a serious question
[11/29/2012 11:23:56 PM] Nick Murray: but some of the other players have wondered
[11/29/2012 11:23:59 PM] Nick Murray: if
[11/29/2012 11:24:04 PM] Nick Murray: omg i can't ask this without laughing
[11/29/2012 11:24:13 PM] Nick Murray: if you and rio and finalarcadia ever like
[11/29/2012 11:24:17 PM] Nick Murray: have dinner table conversations about mafia
[11/29/2012 11:24:25 PM] Nick Murray: "I'm not passing the salt to scum"
[11/29/2012 11:24:36 PM] Nick Murray: "Mooooom she won't roleclaim"
[11/29/2012 11:24:54 PM] Ryoga Kamishiro: oh my gosh XD
[11/29/2012 11:24:55 PM] Nick Murray: "Children stop lynching each other long enough to say grace"

(Nick Murray = Phoenicks; Joel = jda95)

Spoiler

[11/29/2012 12:28:18 AM] Nick Murray: We should talk about the game in here now.
[11/29/2012 12:28:29 AM] Nick Murray: I'm expecting that by the end of this conversation I'll have a full roleclaim out of you.
[11/29/2012 12:28:31 AM] Joel: wtf is david doing
[11/29/2012 12:28:39 AM] Nick Murray: I'll tell you after roleclaim.
[11/29/2012 12:28:55 AM] Joel: i am so cry
[11/29/2012 12:28:59 AM] Joel: lemme check my role ehe
[11/29/2012 12:30:31 AM] Joel: how do i no i can trust u
[11/29/2012 12:30:41 AM] Nick Murray: I'm town.
[11/29/2012 12:30:46 AM] Joel: o rly now
[11/29/2012 12:30:48 AM] Joel: ??????????
[11/29/2012 12:30:49 AM] Joel: !!!!!!!!!!!
[11/29/2012 12:31:59 AM] Nick Murray: Yes.
[11/29/2012 12:32:08 AM] Joel: what r u then
[11/29/2012 12:32:14 AM] Nick Murray: Roleclaim first.
[11/29/2012 12:32:22 AM] Joel: you first or no claim
[11/29/2012 12:32:23 AM] Joel:
[11/29/2012 12:32:31 AM] Nick Murray: I asked first.
[11/29/2012 12:32:33 AM] Joel: don't mess with me motherfucker
[11/29/2012 12:32:36 AM] Joel:
[snip]
[11/29/2012 12:32:45 AM] Joel: okay
[11/29/2012 12:32:45 AM] Joel: mason lol
[11/29/2012 12:33:09 AM] Joel: this better be worth it
[11/29/2012 12:33:56 AM] Nick Murray: Who's your mason partner?
[11/29/2012 12:34:08 AM] Joel: roleclaim?
[11/29/2012 12:34:16 AM] Nick Murray: mason lol
[11/29/2012 12:34:38 AM] Joel: okay i am actually inclined to believe that
[11/29/2012 12:34:43 AM] Nick Murray: XD
[11/29/2012 12:34:54 AM] Joel: how many partners?
[11/29/2012 12:34:59 AM] Nick Murray: you first
[11/29/2012 12:35:24 AM] Joel: i asked first
[11/29/2012 12:36:15 AM] Joel: taking an awfully long time to reply
[11/29/2012 12:36:18 AM] Joel: gimme an S!
[11/29/2012 12:36:19 AM] Joel: gimme a C!
[11/29/2012 12:36:23 AM] Joel: gimme a U!
[11/29/2012 12:36:26 AM] Joel: gimme an M!
[11/29/2012 12:36:31 AM] Nick Murray: WHat's that spell?
[11/29/2012 12:36:39 AM] Joel: scum you idiot

 

[Master Mew]

[11/29/2012 11:04:56 PM] Nick Murray: it will be your fault
[11/29/2012 11:04:59 PM] Nick Murray: say "okay"
[11/29/2012 11:08:11 PM] David: no
[11/29/2012 11:08:19 PM] David: it'll be master mew's fault
[11/29/2012 11:08:26 PM] Nick Murray: i can live with that

You were going to blame me?! ;_;

 

[Shinobu]

The best of Loveless Mafia:

(Nick Murray = Phoenicks; David = twinArmageddons)

Spoiler

Before the game started:

[11/27/2012 9:19:21 PM] Nick Murray: As soon as the game is live.
[11/27/2012 9:22:12 PM] David: brawr
[11/27/2012 9:24:43 PM] Nick Murray: Keep it in your pants.
[11/27/2012 9:32:29 PM] David: my average-size penis cannot be contained by simple clothing
[11/27/2012 9:33:19 PM] Nick Murray: A big dick can only be contained by a big dick.
[11/27/2012 9:35:21 PM] David: that sounds gay
[11/27/2012 9:38:44 PM] Nick Murray: It's perfect for describing you then.
[11/27/2012 9:39:34 PM] David: pretty much
[11/27/2012 9:42:59 PM] David: ryoga i'm so sorry
[11/27/2012 9:43:09 PM] David: i swear in the midst of this dickery there will be content
[11/27/2012 9:43:17 PM] Nick Murray: Nick Murray blinks

This conversation in particular makes me think I'm really missing out on a lot by not using Skype chat.

 

[Shinobu]

Almost forgot about this one:

Well, fuck, they want a name claim as well. Okay let's see from what I know of Bleach, I should be able to fake one on the fly.

Wait, Name claim!?

DID NOBODY READ THE EFFIN RULES!?!?

Derp...

It wasn't in the effin rules....

I am a idiot.................. :I

From Hueco Mundo ~ Bleach Mafia - QuickTopic free message board hosting

 

[Shinobu]

We all knew this was coming here:

Spoiler

Vote: HumanDawn

You were Town in FinalArcadia's last two games, so I have determined that you must be Scum in this one! :-D

Note: This is a random vote, it just happens to also be optimally placed.

@Master Mew;

You were Town last game, so therefore you are scum in this one!!!

VOTE: Master Mew

An OMGUS this early in the game? So scummy...

Vote Harder: HumanDawn

Your Vote may be hard and big, but mine is bigger and harder! Just feel how long it can get!

Vote Even Harder: Master Mew

STOP TUNNELING ME, SCUM!!!!!!!one!!!!!eleven!!!!!!!

Vote So Hard: HumanDawn

I'll keep Voting hard and let the Vote get longer until an ending is reached in that hole of yours.

Vote As Hard As Possible: Master Mew

Vote Hard and In Your Face: HumanDawn

Get A Voting Enlargement Just To VOTE: Master Mew Even Harder

Voting All Natural: HumanDawn

Seriously, where is everybody on this bandwagon? I've already explained quite clearly why HumanDawn is scum, and he isn't addressing my points, just mindlessly tunneling me.

too bad that natural is the size of a bee!!!

I am mindlessly tunneling you for a reason.

Spoiler

it's because i like it

Vote Big And Hard: Master Mew

 

[Shinobu]

Lest we forget this:

Master Mew's Guide to Playing Mafia on Bulba:

Day 1: "Randomly" lynch someone (usually Sputnik).
Day 2: Lynch whoever had the brilliant idea to mislynch Sputnik (or, if Sputnik was not the D1 lynch, lynch Sputnik).
Day 3: Say and do basically nothing, griping about how, "We have no leads."
Day 4: Accuse [one of the following: Zenax, Phoenicks, Master Mew, Paperhorse] of being scum and tunnel on them until they present a counterwagon, then jump on that.
Day 5: If Master Mew is not dead yet, lynch him.
Day 6: Things are getting bad, lynch Phoenicks (whether he's in the game or not).
Day 7: Lynch the last person who PM'd you. They are most likely scum trying to manipulate you.
Day 8: If Master Mew somehow eluded you on Day 5, try to lynch him again. Obv-scum is obv.
Day 9: If too many power-roles have flipped, lead a lynch on the Host for not warning us we were in Role Madness.
Day 10: Regularly scheduled scumhunter's-meltdown. Go cry for a bit, then come back and accuse everyone who is not you.
Endgame: OMG, Sputnik was Mafia. O.O

 

[Paperhorse]

Convo with @Zenax; from Fire Emblem. So sad I never got to send those pics.

[05/02/2013 9:34:02 PM] Paperhorse: im going to send this pic with the phrase "im watching you" http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/yogscast/images/e/e0/Nick-Cage.jpg
[05/02/2013 9:34:14 PM] Paperhorse: scare the shit out of them
[05/02/2013 9:34:29 PM] Paperhorse: : P
[05/02/2013 9:34:39 PM] Zenax: hahaha
[05/02/2013 9:34:51 PM] Zenax: we should start stocking up on nicholas cage pictures
[05/02/2013 9:35:03 PM] Zenax: i think 20 images is bulba's limit
[05/02/2013 9:35:09 PM] Paperhorse: xDDDDD
[05/02/2013 9:35:37 PM] Zenax: http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/26900000/Nicolas-Cage-nicolas-cage-26969758-2059-2560.jpg
[05/02/2013 9:35:40 PM] Zenax: omfg
[05/02/2013 9:35:49 PM] Paperhorse: JLSJGLJGlzgjlsjgf
[05/02/2013 9:35:49 PM] Paperhorse: flksdjf
[05/02/2013 9:35:51 PM] Paperhorse: dlksjf
[05/02/2013 9:35:53 PM] Paperhorse: dsljf
[05/02/2013 9:36:00 PM] Paperhorse: i really want to send that
[05/02/2013 9:36:03 PM] Paperhorse: JUST THAT
[05/02/2013 9:36:03 PM] Paperhorse: NO WORDS
[05/02/2013 9:36:06 PM] Zenax: LOL

 

[Mijzelffan]

From the pokemon movie mafia mafia quicktopic:

roleblock: kidbeano
kill: mintaka
rolecheck: soulmaster

Ahem. I'm on your side Mijz.
I suggest this counter.

roleblock: kidbeano
kill: mintaka
rolecheck: Drumbeats

Ahem. I'm also on your side xP

Roleblock: KidBeano
Kill: Mintaka
Rolecheck: SteamKnight

*facepalm*
We're so organized xP

The hapless mafia crew, lol.

That was as far as night 3, it's actually a miracle we managed to win that game x)

 

[Soulmaster]

[11:01:05 PM] Zima: On her bright little screen in the darkness
She Skypes an improvised poem
Not caring about the sense it makes
She wonders if others create them too
[11:04:19 PM] Matthew Allen: I recently began posting exclusively in poetry in one of my MafiaScum games. Does that count?
[11:05:14 PM | Edited 11:05:50 PM] Zima: That last one didn't exactly rhyme
It's late and I can barely think
I promise you this time
Rhyme will be in this and will link
[11:06:26 PM | Edited 11:07:43 PM] Matthew Allen: Zima is posting
In mostly free verse and I
Have chosen Haiku
[11:08:44 PM] Zima: How boring of you, Master Mew
Of all types, why the simple Haiku?
Seventeen syllables isn't enough
But thinking of what to say can be rough
[11:09:04 PM] Matthew Allen: A rhythm and a
[11:09:13 PM] Matthew Allen: rhyme two lines at a time does
[11:09:17 PM] Matthew Allen: not a poem make
[11:10:33 PM] Zima: If I really took the time to make a long poem, I could, okay? XD
[11:10:46 PM] Matthew Allen:
[11:11:41 PM] Zima: It's late and I'm keeping myself occupied before I nod off.
[11:11:48 PM] Zima: XD
[11:11:55 PM] Matthew Allen: It's all in good fun
I have meant nothing by it
Haikus can be fun
[11:13:10 PM] Matthew Allen: Here is an excerpt from the masterpiece that is my MafiaScum game
[11:13:12 PM] Matthew Allen: You noted of Thor an omission, truly
He ne'er had yet explained his read
You asked him to explain it duly
He chose not to pursue the lead
You mused that it would better help
If he were to explain
Rather than be an impalpable whelp
Yet he refused again
Thrice you strummed this familiar chord
You pressed him further still
Would one who did not suspect the Nord
Wield so strong a will?
Forsooth I declare without a doubt
Verily have you suspected the lout


Poem fun with Master Mew and Zima.

 

[DerMißingno]

Because only Scum would vote for Ariana, right?
[12:08:54 AM] Matthew Allen: I'm with you.
[12:09:01 AM] Matthew Allen: Wait, no I'm not.
[12:09:02 AM] Matthew Allen:
[12:09:23 AM] Matthew Allen: You might even say I'm against you. Vote and all.

(in voice chat) You sound like a bond villain

[12:09:41 AM] Matthew Allen: Splendid rebuttal. I'll unvote.
[12:09:43 AM] Matthew Allen: Wait, no I won't.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Bond Villain defense.

 

[Phoenicks]

[3/21/2013 1:30:42 PM] Master Mew: I've always wanted to play [mafia] face to face. Not enough friends who play, though.
[3/21/2013 1:32:33 PM] Nick Murray: Yeah.
[3/21/2013 1:32:49 PM] Nick Murray: I think mafia woul be fun as a drinking game
[3/21/2013 1:33:12 PM] Nick Murray: Take a shit every time you tell the [truth] and no one believes you
[3/21/2013 1:33:24 PM] Nick Murray: Eventually it becomes its own scumtell
[3/21/2013 1:33:30 PM] Nick Murray: Then the mafia get wise
[3/21/2013 1:33:37 PM] Master Mew: lol
[3/21/2013 1:33:48 PM] Master Mew: You meant shot, yes?
[3/21/2013 1:33:53 PM] Nick Murray: [You] thought "wine in front of me" was bad just wait
[3/21/2013 1:34:01 PM] Nick Murray: Omfg yes shot

 

[Midorikawa]

After discovering that bestiality is legal in Vesna's state:

[8:40:31 PM] Vesna: I am going to fuck a squirrel. BRB.

 

[Nytie]

Paraphrasing here because I can't find the exact post, but Hitomi provided us with this during Mafia Scum Wars:

Okay, but the last time I was town leader everyone caught fire so I don't know if this is the best idea.

 

[HumanDawn]

From the DR Mafia:

[22/08/2013 20:53:39] (Tsutarja) Ben: So, what's the situation so far?
[22/08/2013 20:53:39] (Tsutarja) Ben: (worry)
[22/08/2013 20:53:58] Buoy: my penis met oswin's butt in a war of sex
[22/08/2013 20:54:04] (Tsutarja) Ben: omg
[22/08/2013 20:54:06] Ruben Galea: who won?
[22/08/2013 20:54:12] Buoy: my penis
[22/08/2013 20:54:16] (Tsutarja) Ben: aww
[22/08/2013 20:54:18] Ruben Galea: congratulations!
[22/08/2013 20:54:20] Buoy: thank u
[22/08/2013 20:54:23] Buoy: im very proud
[22/08/2013 20:54:42] Buoy: however with great penis comes great responsibility ;(

 

[Paperhorse]

Reviving this thread because I found this so amusing.

From Lord of the Rings Mafia:

Why is HD more townie than me? Please give your answer in three to five sentence paragraphs, and don't forget to relate examples from the text.

 

[Leggo]

You've already read the thread. Life, you're my new favorite.

i tHOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SERIOUS, PHOENICKS

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[Paperhorse]

Conversation between Leggo and Human about Master Mew from Dangan Ronpa War Room Mafia.

[1/16/15, 1:40:58 PM] Ruben G: well be warned he's good at it :M
[1/16/15, 1:41:05 PM] Ruben G: although he's leaning town for now
[1/16/15, 1:41:29 PM] Jacqueline: Of course, he is. He's a Mew, so he's able to transform and use Softboiled.

 

[Life]

I saw this while trying to catch-up with the RM Mafia, and thought it was golden:

I don't really see why not confirming on night 0 should result in instant subbing

it's not like we instantly sub out people that don't post on day 1

is waste of subs and is overly harsh

subs are delicious, we mustn't waste them

*spreads mayo on kyriaki*