The Situation Room 4.0: A Mafia situation

[DarthWolf]

I found it!




There it is! The secret rule!

...And the word lose doesn't even exist in that thread, I'd have to put it together letters from various words.

(Please don't take this post seriously)

Actually there is the word "close" so you could take part of that.

Google translate says it means "and do not trust a wolf in the dark,"

Which means we probably shouldn't trust DarthWolf.

Ooh I like that

I told you that already. Always lynch DarthWolf on D1. Good things happen when Darth dies on D1.

Eh that's subjective

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Eh that's subjective

I mean, it’s worked out for me every time, so...

 

[ReturnofMCH]

AT LAST AFTER 10,000 YEARS I'M FINALLY FREE, IT'S TIME TO HOST AGAIN!

but the real question here is who will be the war room members with attitude recruited to stop me?

... I think I just got an idea for my next BMU game from this shitpost. BRB contacting my cohost.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

...what the pfargtl?

 

[Soulmaster]

I just had my thought about "huh, I've been here a while, this is my fourth Situation Room" and I wondered what my first posts in each was, well I didn't disappoint. Everything other than the first one, was on Page 1 of the thread.

Yeah a fair number of the "regulars" have stopped coming.

Wait new situation room? Aww well I guess a year old one is about the right time to renew it.

Dear lord an actual new one. To think I remember when the last one was made...

So much change, kinda nice but all the memories that are fading...

Wow another one of these. God I'm getting old.

So yeah, I'd say things stay pretty constant throughout the years. also realizing that this is #4 is impressive. Also fun to think about how many people will have been here for all of them.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

I’ve been around since 2.0. As I recall it, 3.0 was created on my orders.

Then these knuckleheads go and knock that one down and make this one. No respect, I tell ya. No respect.

 

[Snowy]

Then these knuckleheads go and knock that one down and make this one. No respect, I tell ya. No respect.

3.0 was broken, Boss. The engine was too badly damaged. It had to be replaced.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

3.0 was broken, Boss. The engine was too badly damaged. It had to be replaced.

I'd believe you except for two things.
1. I built the engine for TSR 3.0, and my engines never break.
2. You didn't even bother to have me look at the so-called broken engine to see if I could fix it.

 

[ZinnLav]

I'd believe you except for two things.
1. I built the engine for TSR 3.0, and my engines never break.
2. You didn't even bother to have me look at the so-called broken engine to see if I could fix it.

It must've been sabotage then.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Even then, I would have been able to fix it.
So the staff must have deliberately sabotaged it in order to give themselves an excuse to make this new TSR, which, since it wasn't made by ME, will probably break within a month.

 

[jdthebud]

Hey jd, long time no see!

You too man. Hope you're doing well. PC mafia is basically dead now.

 

[Snowy]

I'd believe you except for two things.
1. I built the engine for TSR 3.0, and my engines never break.
2. You didn't even bother to have me look at the so-called broken engine to see if I could fix it.

It must've been sabotage then.

Even then, I would have been able to fix it.
So the staff must have deliberately sabotaged it in order to give themselves an excuse to make this new TSR, which, since it wasn't made by ME, will probably break within a month.

Well... Darthwolf always looks shady.

 

[ZinnLav]

You too man. Hope you're doing well. PC mafia is basically dead now.

Personal Computer mafia?

 

[TheCapsFan]

Mafia over on PokeCommunity. Unfortunately amid all the sitewide craziness that was going on, the community fractured and now not a lot of them play anymore, although some do Discord Mafia these days.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Well... Darthwolf always looks shady.

Nah.
I'm pretty sure it was all of you.

 

[DawningWinds]

I've never been in the 3.0 Situation Room, how could I have done it?

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

I meant the entire TWR staff team.

 

[DarthWolf]

Mafia over on PokeCommunity. Unfortunately amid all the sitewide craziness that was going on, the community fractured and now not a lot of them play anymore, although some do Discord Mafia these days.

Bring them here?

 

[TheCapsFan]

Bring them here?

I namedropped. Most of them probably won't come though. But we got Superjolt, so it's a success.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

I namedropped.

Stop dropping things. That’s probably why nobody is coming here, because you look like a klutz.