The Vending Machine! [v2]

[Caprizant]

Out comes yet another product that's released extremely early in relation to the last model's release to appease the drooling, short-attention-spanned masses!

*inserts a fork*

 

[No Lynch]

Out comes a jewel-embedding fork.

*inserts a Lynch Vote*

 

[Scarlet Sky]

Out comes a ballot box!

*inserts an unlucky penny*

 

[Caprizant]

Out comes 13 cents!

*inserts Darth Vader*

 

[ReturnofMCH]

out comes luke skywalker!
*inserts the possibility of a ps4 sometime soon*

 

[Okami Takahashi]

Out comes a somehow half-eaten PS2!

*inserts face* Gah! Why'd I do that?!

 

[Caprizant]

Out comes a palm! Because you made a fail.

*inserts the delicate sound of thunder*

 

[Almonds]

Out comes a lightning bolt

*inserts Zekrom*

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

Out comes dust of an electrical kind!

* Inserts an Action 52 cartridge.*

 

[Okami Takahashi]

Out comes a half-eaten pair of choco-pants!

*inserts Jarate*

 

[Almonds]

Out comes Karate Chop

*inserts Jump Kick*

 

[Caprizant]

Out comes a broken knee! (Now, picture that in your mind. A knee, only a knee, a broken one, coming out of a vending machine.)

*inserts ಠ_ಠ*

 

[Okami Takahashi]

Out comes a O_O!

*inserts arrow [into previously mentioned knee], THEN inserts an egg.*

 

[Caprizant]

The knee shoots the arrow back at your head for making jokes about it, and then the vending machine spews out a fried egg as a consolation prize.

*inserts a fake plastic tree*

 

[Scarlet Sky]

Out comes a tree branch covered in pollen-infested flowers!

*inserts a water sample from the Atlantic Ocean*

 

[TheCapsFan]

Out comes the whole Arctic Ocean.

*inserts early-life form*

 

[Scarlet Sky]

Out comes an amoeba.

*inserts a dog's chew toy*

 

[Okami Takahashi]

Out comes dog "steak sauce"!

*inserts bees*

 

[Scarlet Sky]

Out comes a Kakuna!

*inserts Okami's sig*

 

[ReturnofMCH]

out comes elesia!
*inserts xbox 360*