The Vending Machine! [v2]

[Colourful Lies]

*Out pops some crumbs*

*Inserts 50 Magikarp*

 

[GeekyGamerZack]

Out pops a school of 50,000,000 Magikarp! (one Magikarp breeds a million more, according to the Magikarp seller in the anime, so 50 Magikarp must become 50 million)

*Inserts all seven first-Gym Badges to date (Boulder, Zephyr, etc.)*

 

[Colourful Lies]

*out pops all of the second gym badges to date*

*Inserts All 7 Rainbow Drops from Dreamland 2*

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

*out comes the Rainbow Sword, repellent of the friendless eldritch abomination, and something that was ironically represented by the imperfect clone of said abomination*

*inserts something soulless*

 

[GeekyGamerZack]

Out pops a copy of a popular soul music album!

*Inserts half a dozen spotted Eggs*

 

[Max1996]

*Out comes half a dozen Yoshis*

*Inserts Ash and Greninja*

 

[Colourful Lies]

*Out comes an Ashninja*

*Inserts half a million random anime references*

 

[Max1996]

*Out comes half a million question marks*

*Inserts a Slaking*

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Out pops a Durant*

*Inserts a pointlesss post*

 

[Colourful Lies]

*Out comes a few more*

*Inserts 500 Rattata candies*

 

[GeekyGamerZack]

Out comes a single top-percentage Rattata!

*Inserts a pair of shoelaces*

 

[Colourful Lies]

*Out comes the same shoelaces, tied into a tidy bow.*

*Inserts Majora's mask*

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

*out blasts the Moon about to crash into Earth*

*inserts the Waterwraith*

 

[Max1996]

*Out comes water*

*Inserts a soda can*

 

[Colourful Lies]

*out comes $1.50 in quarters*

*Inserts a Fresh Water*

 

[Max1996]

*Out comes water*

*Inserts a Greninja amiibo*

 

[Kharixi]

*out comes pieces of what appears to be an amiibo*

*inserts Ultra Ball*

 

[Lone_Garurumon]

*Out pops a hyper ball*

*Inserts Pearl and Amethyst*

 

[Colourful Lies]

*Out comes a giant woman*

*Inserts Connie and Steven*

 

[Lone_Garurumon]

*Out pops a smaller, yet still taller than average... Woman? Both? Neither?*

*Inserts Pepsi*