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Out comes Mt. Dew. Yummy!
*inserts a white t-shirt*
*inserts a white t-shirt*
The vending machine falls over knocking over a guy nearby causing him to loose his briefcase sliding across the floor taking out one of the stilts of a hot dog vendor cart causing the wheels to run loose sending the cart careening into a curb sending hot dogs and relish everywhere with some relish splattering over an Armored Vehicle doing routine deliveries to the bank, causing the vehicle to crash into a nearby tree which sends an otherwise complacent squirrel careening into the open window of an office building where it skitters around for it's life causing frantic employees to run wild, and Betty just had a birthday so the cake she was blowing out in the office lounge was disturbed by the uproar of office goers causing the table to flip and candles to catch fire to the dozens of old office papers piled at the back of the room which sends everyone scrambling out of the office building for Applied Zero Gravity Physics, and being that Mr. Doom was working on a top secret device on the floor above our now burning office that was susceptible to flames, the device suddenly activated out of the malfunctioning components in the burning lab room and started to levitate the entire 40 story office building off its foundation sending the building straight into space but not before colliding with an autonomous self destructive space ship sent by planet Raak with an important mission to wipe out an invading species of parasites 7 light years from our own planet, but because of the collision, altered the trajectory of this spaceship into a hidden gamma cluster of highly theoretical Black String particles responsible for our very existence in this quadrant of the universe where the collision of this doomsday ship and particles have not exactly ceased this world from existence, but completely warped the very definition of it where the ship in question never gets to detonate completely, but gets sent through an interdimesnional rift the size of a can slot into another world and into someone's hands.
*inserts paradox*
^Ooooooo...kayyyyyyyy.
holy cow rayne
Out comes my puppy and myself, after finally managing to escape my imprisonment.
*inserts DracoMan* (Now the tables are turned!)