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Hitomi and Sayaka noticed a man/thing/elderich abomination walk in, followed by some creepy vampire dude.
Hitomi would be lying if she said that a witch never scared her, but this thing would make Walpurgis Night commit ritual suicide. Hitomi was terrified, and in a self defense mechinism, Hitomi transformed into her magical girl form.
At the entrance,a blue light formed.From the light,a girl in red and white clothing walked out."Hmm...teleport crystals also works here in this world..." Asuna said looking at her blue crystal and placed them in her belt pocket.
Valierys jumped at the strange character, barging him off his master's back. Shalaman looked around at the person, spitting down.
"I have no time for you, peasant. I am Shalaman, Lord of Souls, Count of Death, Elector of the Adamantine Empire, Hand of Darkness, Slayer of the Etheral, Enslaver of men, Friend of None, and Lord of Seven Galaxies. Bow down before me!"
"Ooh, sorry. Hate to burst your bubble, but Badass Motherfucker" Ishiyoku pointed to himself. "outranks Lameass Zombie Who Makes Up Stupid Titles 'Cause He's Mad That His Dick Has Rotted Off." He pointed at Shalaman.
Valierys leaped at the man, grasping his throat. "Have you built an empire with your bare hands?" He hissed. "Have you turned armies into dust with but a word? Can you summon hordes with a simple spell? Are you IMMORTAL?! Anyway, the state of my master's genetalia is none of your business." He put the man down, returning to Shalaman's side.
"Riiight. And despite all that, your master can neither deal with lil' ol' me on his own or get laid." Ishiyoku said. As Valerys lunged his throat, the rocker took the demons hand, pulled it towards him, and kissed it on the cheek.
"Then again...I don't mind dealing with you, sweetie."
At the insult Shalaman turned the ring on his finger.
"Why should I need to deal with you when I have an army of slaves at my disposal!" he screamed. Two fireballs appeared in his hands and he fired them, only changing their course at the last minute so that they flew into the sky.
Hitomi fired ar arrow at a wall to distract the two powerful godlike creatures. "We don't have to fight now. We can fight in the tourney." She said in a flat tone. "Now stop your stupid dick waving contest."