The Outrage
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Someone posted this on another forum and thought you guys might enjoy it. I should also warn you that some of these comments you may find offfensive.
Click the picture. This is basically a list of Pokemon that one fan finds incredibly annoying, and yes, his comments on them are funny. If you are one of those people who seem to have a stick shoved up their ass everytime some one critisises Kanto for the same reason you hate Sinnoh and Hoenn, please save us the time and don't bother clicking.
So, when one takes a look back, Pokemon designs were still shitty as it is now, and to quote the article
Now if everyone remembers the arguements of 4th generation:
"Garchomp looks like Sceptile with Carnivine's colours"
"Not another Pokemon that ends with eon"
"Togekiss is just a bird covered in toilet paper with muffins for ears"
Click the picture. This is basically a list of Pokemon that one fan finds incredibly annoying, and yes, his comments on them are funny. If you are one of those people who seem to have a stick shoved up their ass everytime some one critisises Kanto for the same reason you hate Sinnoh and Hoenn, please save us the time and don't bother clicking.
Okay, this bastard is included more as part of a personal vendetta than anything else. He's the third evolutionary stage of the Dragon Pokémon, except he looks more like a cuddly toy than a fearsome firebreathing lizard. Why does the orange fucker have tassles coming out of his motherfucking head!? No, I'm not having that, it's bullshit. The problem with Dragonite, though, is that the evolutionary states that come before him are so awesome that this stupid fucker just appears terrible in comparison. I've included him in the list because he's nothing but a major disappointment after his superb predeccessors, Dratini and Dragonair
You know what? FUCK Psyduck. One of the most annoying, irritating lumps of vomit ever invented. Anybody who watched the cartoons as a kid should, by rights, have grown up hating all water fowl, just on the strength of how fucking abysmal this pudgy yellow dickhead is. Seriously, every time I see a duck at the park, I want to run up to it and kick its fucking beak off. I want to stamp on a duck. It's all thanks to this stupid thing, too, that I've become so pathologically predisposed to violence toward amphibious birds. So help me, if I ever find an unattended duck, I'll break both its legs and chuck it back in the pond and watch as it drifts there, quacking in agony and panic, unable to do a fucking thing about it. I'd grab a duck by the neck and swing it about my head, chanting "Psy! Psy! Psy!" in a twisted parody of the Psyduck.
So, when one takes a look back, Pokemon designs were still shitty as it is now, and to quote the article
Yes, this centipede thing manages to combine both the shitty, lazy facial features of Diglett with the pointless "whack a horn on it" mentality of Goldeen and Seel
Now if everyone remembers the arguements of 4th generation:
"Garchomp looks like Sceptile with Carnivine's colours"
"Not another Pokemon that ends with eon"
"Togekiss is just a bird covered in toilet paper with muffins for ears"
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