This user above died of.....

[Kenshi]

Failing to realize that I replaced my intestines with octopus tentacles, and then got them back from the organ donor. Meanwhile, the tentacles you thought were my intestines regenrated and became sturdier than titanium before impaling you in the guts and beginning to tentacle rape so hard that one of them tore through your digestive system, through your spine, and then come out behind your brain stem before breaking the skull open and havin' the brain go squat.

 

[99unownoak]

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[Mewtwo soul]

Died of being crushed by Castro's fist.

 

[MrC]

Died by being utterly ripped apart limb by limb painfully by Mewtwo.

 

[Kenshi]

Died being roasted by a team of fire starters controlled by the Irish government for their liquid lulz.

 

[Pokémad]

Died for "Fuckin' lolling.

 

[Kenshi]

Died for the lack of a second quotation mark behind the apostrophe.

 

[Pokémad]

Died for making me correct my grammar.

 

[99unownoak]

Impaled on a red-hot stake.

 

[Dr. GM]

Eaten alive by the Joplin Spider

 

[Shadowlord]

Of overdose of killing

 

[Still Probably Modio]

Of a vicious Makuta.

 

[Mitatono]

didn't know he had an extreme allergy of Oranges

 

[J J M]

Earworms

 

[Keldora Dragon]

life bing destroyed by TVtropes

 

[Mewtwo soul]

The above user died by fighting a dragon

 

[Enzap]

died of burning to death

 

[Scarlet Devil]

Died when ^ decided to get drunk at a Luau, decided to "partake" in a Torch Dance, and get set on fire. THE FLAMES. THEY BURN!

 

[Enzap]

^ died of being devoured by a fairy

 

[Scarlet Devil]

Was said fairy an ice fairy?~

^DEATH BY SUNFLOWERS