This user above died of.....

[Pyrax]

^504 Errors!

 

[Lief Katano]

Link killed you because Lief told him how bad your fang jokes are and Link killed you before you could tell any of them.

 

[Pyrax]

^ Charlie Sheen playing card games on a Motorcycle.

 

[Ferbgor]

Explosive Diarrhea.

 

[Baron Brixius]

Brain cancer.

 

[Lief Katano]

Kirby inhaled you and became Devil Kirby. He then proceeded to wreak havoc on the world until Erdrick did more than 6 points of damage to him, making Kirby lose a life.

 

[Ferbgor]

Majora's Mask shoved it's tentacles up your a$$.

 

[Lief Katano]

Majora's Incarnation stalked you somehow. When you discovered him, you called Link, who turned into DA FIERCE DEITY and Sword Beamed it. However, he accidentally fired one more, and killed you.

 

[Baron Brixius]

^ Died from hypothermia.

 

[Lief Katano]

You had switched bodies with Majora's Incarnation when Fierce Deity Link killed him accidently.

 

[Ferbgor]

Bongo-Bongo clapped you between his hands.

 

[Baron Brixius]

^ Dead from extreme amounts of epic fail.

 

[Lief Katano]

Gohma kilt you.
This is extremely embarrassing, as Gohma is the first therefore easiest boss in Ocarina of Time and it's 3D remake.

 

[Lief Katano]

Gohma kilt you.
This is extremely embarrassing, as Gohma is the first therefore easiest boss in Ocarina of Time and it's 3D remake.

 

[Cyber Jet]

^ Died from a Redead eating your brain.

 

[TFSpock]

Died from said Redead catapulting salad at you.

 

[Baron Brixius]

^ Got eaten by a Swalot.

 

[Lief Katano]

^Got eaten by a Kirby.
Thankfully, Dedede had stolen all the Sparkling Stars at the moment, so the world was saved from Devil Kirby.

 

[Ferbgor]

^Goht trampled you.

 

[Lief Katano]

King Dodongo rolled on you repeatedly and occasionally breathed fire. Why you didn't pick up a bomb flower and hurl it into his mouth then run is a mystery, but maybe it was because it was his Master Quest version and you only had 4 Heat Containers.