Top that!

[CuboneKing]

I like playing this in real life, and I bet it could work here.

Anyway, it will start with me in this very post, saying an object. The next poster must come up with something that will destroy, outclass, or otherwise defeat the object. The next poster will come up with something better, so on and so forth.

Example:

CuboneKing: Hobo

Poke'manz iz kool: Money makes the hobo have a home.

CuboneKing: Fire burns the money.

Alright. Let's start this.




Narwhal stabs the eskimo.

 

[Kakuna Matata]

Chuck Norris kills the narwhal with his bare hands. End of thread.

Poseidon stabs the narwhal with his trident to have some shish kabob.

 

[CuboneKing]

A hobo grabs the trident and destroys everything in the vicinity.

 

[yourlilemogirl]

God makes money rain from the heavens, thus giving the hobo a job-pick up all the money cuz that's littering

 

[Master Mew]

With the Hobo's newfound job, and huge bags of money, he starts his own successful hair-salon chain, becoming a highly successful business-owner. With his millions, the former-hobo pays off politicians and political interest groups to have the laws changed, thus making littering legal, in fact littering is now commendable and qualifies the litterer for a tax-exemption.

 

[yourlilemogirl]

Trick Room was randomly used and the laws are reversed :B

 

[Master Mew]

Filthy-stinkin'-rich former-hobo buys Trick Room and converts into his next highly successful hair-salon.

 

[Snicker1]

Hobo sufficates while swimming in his swimming pool full of money.

 

[CuboneKing]

Vaccuum sucks up money.

 

[DracoMan]

Chuck Norris crushes the vacuum cleaner into powder.

Top that!

 

[OCDysseus]

Chuck Norris's paradox twin kicks his own ass.

 

[EdelsteinBraginski_]

The original Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks his "paradox twin"'s ass.

 

[Okamidna]

yes well arceus kicks both their asses

 

[Scarlet Sky]

Red captures Arceus with a Pokeball. XP

 

[Instrutilus]

Ethan kicks Red's arse on Mt. Silver in a climactic battle for the ages =L

 

[Flaze]

Chuck Norris gets up and pounds Ethan to the ground

 

[Instrutilus]

Chuck Norris then comes along and pounds everyone in this thread for repeatedly and annoyingly using him.

 

[Flaze]

God comes down from heaven and erases Chuck Norris from existance

 

[OCDysseus]

Chuck Norris erases God's eraser.

 

[Froakie]

God creates another eraser and erases Chuck Norris.