Treat your employees like Pokemon!

[1Eevee1]

This is kinda disturbing, tbh. For all we know, we're gonna have Pikachu as the CEO of Nintendo now.

http://www.employer-employee.com/pokemon.html

 

[Nekusagi]

So you make your employees fight each other, then lock them in little plastic balls when you're done?

It's vaguely insulting, for some reason...

 

[1Eevee1]

I must go, my boss wants me to be back in my pokeball by 5.

"YOUR SECRETARY IS EVOLVING! *dun dun dun dun dun dun dun*
"YOUR SECRETARY EVOLVED INTO SLIGHTLY-BETTER SECRETARY!"

But really, the article's just weird.

Do you get to take your employees to a Pokemon Centre now if they get sick?

 

[Nekusagi]

I guess.

So that'd make Enron Team Rocket?

 

[Jeff]

Gah, I hate going to work, my trainer always makes me battle Muks, (in other words I have to clean up the gunk around the trash can). But the good news is, if I battle enough, I could evolve into a manager!

 

[evkl]

Just....no. Bad analogy. Bad, bad analogy.

 

[eX.A.K.R.]

Sounds like a bad analogy, but if you read the article carefully, it does make some valid points. Like Pokémon, people evolve and change over time - just not in the way Pokémon does, of course.

p.s. Wonder where they got the Squirtle evolution pictures?

 

[Turtle Tamer Kammy]

"YOUR SECRETARY IS EVOLVING! *dun dun dun dun dun dun dun*
"YOUR SECRETARY EVOLVED INTO SLIGHTLY-BETTER SECRETARY!"

GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The guy who wrote this article is a fucking idiot.

 

[Habunake]

Most places you get fired if you whip out your Pokeballs.

*rimshot*

 

[LightningTopaz]

RECEPTIONIST used WRITE!
RECEPTIONIST WROTE a MEMO!

 

[Trainer Lisa]

LOL, LightningTopaz!!

That was funny. XD

"YOUR SECRETARY IS EVOLVING! *dun dun dun dun dun dun dun*
"YOUR SECRETARY EVOLVED INTO SLIGHTLY-BETTER SECRETARY!"

LMAO. XD

 

[XD375]

I want to be the best, there ever was
To beat all the rest, yeah that's my cause!

Jacob, Emily, Michael, Emma
Joshua, Madison, Matthew, Abigal
Ethan, Olivia, Andrew, Isabella
Daniel, Hannah, Anthony, Samantha!

Hire 'em, hire 'em, gotta' hire 'em all!
Gotta hire 'em all!
Employees!

I'll search through the pile, of résumés
Put into hand, the paper that's inside!

Christopher, Ava, Joseph, Ashley
William, Sophia, Alexander, Elizabeth
Ryan, Alexis, David, Grace
Nicholas, Sarah, Tyler, Alyssa!

Hire 'em, hire 'em, gotta' hire 'em all!
Gotta' hire 'em all!
Employees!

James, Mia, John, Natalie
Jonathon, Chloe, Nathan, Brianna
Samuel, Lauren, Christian, Ella
Noah, Anna, Dylan, Taylor!

Gotta' hire 'em all, gotta' hire 'em all!
Yeah!
Gotta' hire 'em all, gotta' hire 'em all!
Yeah!

Gotta' hire 'em all, Employees! Ow!

Benjamin, Kayla, Logan, Hailey
Brandon, Jessica, Gabriel, Victoria
Zachary, Jasmine, Jose, Sydney
Elijah, Julia, Angel, Destiny!!!

At least 6,000,000,000, or more to see
To be a master Employer is my destiny!

Kevin, Morgan, Jack, Kaitlyn
Caleb, Savannah, Justin, Katherine
Austin, Alexandra, Evan, Rachel
Robert, Lily, Thomas, Megan!

Woo!
We're at the half-way point
Doin' great so far!
What's all this 'we stuff?'
I'm doin' all the hard work!
Break time's over
Here we go!

Luke, Kaylee, Mason, Jennifer
Aidan, Angelina, Jackson, Makayla
Isaiah, Allison, Jordan, Brooke
Gavin, Maria, Connor, Trinity!

Gotta' hire 'em all, gotta' hire 'em all!
Yeah!
Gotta' hire 'em all, gotta' hire 'em all!
Yeah!

Aiden, Lillian, Isaac, Mackenzie
Jason, Faith, Cameron, Employees!
Sofia, Hunter, Riley, Jayden
Haley, Juan, Gabrielle, Charles!

At least 6,000,000,000, or more to see
To be a master Employer is my destiny!

Nicole, Aaron, Kylie, Lucas
Katelyn, Luis, Zoe, Owen
Paige, Landon, Gabriella
Diego, Jenna, Brian, Kimberly!

Woah! Catch yer breath, man
Shake out those lips and loosen that tongue!
It's downhill from here
Just 24 more to go!
Now it gets tricky - so listen real good!

Adam, Stephanie, Adrian, Alexa
Kyle, Avery, Eric, Andrea
Ian, Leah, Nathaniel, Madeline
Carlos, Nevaeh, Alex!!!
We're almost home!

Gotta' hire 'em all, gotta' hire 'em all!
Yow!
Gotta' hire 'em all, gotta' hire 'em all!
Huh!

Evelyn, Bryan, Maya, Jesus, Mary
Julian, Michelle, Sean, Jada, that's all folks!

Hire 'em, hire 'em, gotta' hire 'em all!
Oooh, gotta' hire 'em all, Employees!
Hire 'em, hire 'em, gotta' hire 'em all!
Oooh, gotta' hire 'em all, Employees!
Hire 'em, hire 'em, gotta' hire 'em all!
Gotta' hire 'em all! Employees!

(You wanna know how much time I spent? See Lisa's post? I started in the Quick Reply box before that! Oh, yeah, and the Jesus and Mary beside each other was just mere coincedence.)

 

[Kadabra]

XD375 wins this thread.

 

[LightningTopaz]

Yeah, the EmployeeRap is hilarious!

Or better,

We all live, in an Employee World...
I wanna be, the greatest master of them all!