Turn a wish into a curse

[Giri]

Simple, you add certain conditions to a wish and turn it into a curse
A: I want 10 millions tomorrow
B:Granted A, but you'll lose it all in gambling
I wish to be the strongest man in the world
C: Granted B, but you'll fear cockroaches
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I wish to live in an island

 

[Eeveely]

But one with no food or people


I wish to get over my Katsaridaphobia(fear of cockroaches)

 

[toastghost]

ganted, but you yourself turn into a cockroach.

i wish i was stronger emotionally.

 

[Giri]

Granted chib, but you'll gradually become kuudere

I wish I had a pet tortoise.

 

[dawn dusk]

Granted, The tortoise you had was leather back (nearly to be extinct) and you are arrested.

I wish Pokémon was real.

 

[Giri]

Granted dawn dusk, But you can't catch them as they're in a top secret ex-situ conservation area

I wish I could stop time

 

[dawn dusk]

Granted, But you too stop when time stops.

I wish I could catch pokemon in real.

 

[Fan of Jarrus]

But Trained Poison Types are still dangerous.

I wish to turn invisible.

 

[Giri]

Granted Skalesgon, but you couldn't see as light rays pass thru the lens without getting refracted.

I wish I had a Lamborghini veneno

 

[EternalPokéFanGirl]

Granted, but anyone who uses it will be seriously poisoned since "veneno" means poison in Spanish.

I wish to live a long happy life with my true love.

 

[PurplePopplio]

Granted, but your true love is a giant spider.

I wish for a girlfriend.