- Apr 14, 2013
- Reaction score
"Ow! You'd think those guys coud've got me out of there without rolling a two ton snowball onto my head" -Cheif Shaman Tuk, Spyro 2.
"This guy are sick."
"Shall I give you 'dis pear?"
"Attack while the tail is up, it'll counter-attack with its laser!"
And, best of all, "sit your ass in that chair and drink your goddamn TEA!"
"When freaky aliens give you lemons, make freaky alien lemonade!"- Hades, Kid Icarus: Uprising.
"Weeeee arrrreeeee from outeeerrr spacceeeee!"- Hades, Kid Icarus: Uprising.
"Are you saying it dosen't matter wheather you're troops have a leader?" "There're all idiots. Seriously. I don't even know if any of them have actual brains."- Palutena and Hades, Kai Icarus: Uprising.
"It's like watching a rollerskating chicken"- Hades, Kid Icarus: Uprising.
"Dangerous? I've spent this entire game getting shot at! Besides, if Aurum hot springs are so dangerous why didn't you warn me in the last level?" "Because that's Palutena's job, not mine."- Pit and Viridi, Kid Icarus: Uprising.
"And that's the last of them! Can I have my new weapon now?" "Not so fast. Do you remember the name of this chapter?" "Wasn't it "The One Trial" or something?" "You're a couple trials short there sonny."- Pit and Dyntos, Kid Icarus: Uprising.
"Go on Pit, do your thing. You know, your shooting thing."- Pyrrhon, Kid Icarus: Uprising.
"Pit, huh? What are YOU? A hole in the ground?"- Viridi, Kid Icarus: Uprising.
"You know that saying that there are no bad questions? Well there are. And this is one of them. WE ARE NOT THERE YET!!!!!"- Viridi, Kid Icarus: Uprising.
No one said you could touch…
Did you miss me?
Ah! You want to play with Bayonetta?
Jeanne, I'm on my way. Just behave yourself for a bit longer.
It's not Christmas without caviar. Let's finish this quickly, then.
I'm not one for pets who don't listen to their masters.
You're putting on quite a show, little magician.
You'll have to do better than that to earn a tip, my dear.
I'm just an innocent little girl lost in Wonderland, suffering at the hands of the queen's trumped-up troops!
Because we're both in Purgatorio, you see.
I'm afraid I don't have time to dance too long. A friend is waiting for me.
So they're after you too then. Have you been naughty? Keeping secrets from Mummy?
Now, that's no way to speak to a lady. No wonder your guardian angels are trying to give you a good spanking!
You seem to have skipped school the day they taught basic negotiation skills. You're supposed to negotiate from a position of strength, little one. Not just be a one trick pony!
What kind of adult picks on little children?
A mask? Let me guess, this is one of your assistants, little one?
Trust me, little one, he's not my type.
Oh my...you're a Lumen Sage!?
Welcome to hell, love!
Whatever your friend done to get on the other side of these, let's just say... she's not having a good day.
Nope, nothing comes to mind, love. Sorry. But since this is your bloody mess, do you mind hurrying the fuck up and getting rid of this thing!?
Sure. Just because you asked, tall, dark and ugly. That makes total sense.
Nice mask, mate? Headed to that witch's party? Not the best costume I've ever seen...but she doesn't seem to be the picky type. Just don't get in my way.
So you are going to her party? Quite the popular one, isn't she? Sorry, mate, but I haven't the fucking slightest. Haven't seen her in ages. Besides, even if I knew, she and I have a 'special' relationship.
You know, love, you're probably the only person on the planet who says 'go to hell' and means 'take me there'!
Maybe you've got something you'd like to tell me, love? I'm not a fan of getting wrapped up in domestic disputes.