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Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup

Wispy Willow

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I'm pretty sure thoughs ones are of the thought veriety. Don't worry, they'll be derailed soon.

Waiter, there's a human brain in my soup... What, how do I know it's human? Uh... You don't want to know. But that's besides the point - there's a brain in my soup.
 
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TouyaShiro

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Ah, the biology special. I see you're studying well.

Waiter, there's a... er, hm. Curious. My spoons disappear into my soup, so I can only imagine that there's an interdimensional portal in my soup. Do you mind if I tried tipping the bowl over?
 

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I don't think that's a good idea, sir.

Waiter, there is a lighter in my soup!
 

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We want our soups to be fiery today! :D

Waiter, there are pictures of Bonnie in my soup! D:
 

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Don't tell anyone, but there's a secret admirer here somewhere...

Waiter, there's a lemon in my soup!
 

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Think you could discover Earth in there as an atom?

Waiter, there's a super suit in my super soup!
 

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Sir, want to put it on?

Waiter, there is anime in my soup!
 

Bigdbigd03

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AND DON'T CRY!

Waiter, there is a... You... In my soup.
 

Kharixi

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Bob! Seriously, what is wrong with you?

Waiter, there's a LEGO brick in my soup!
 

Bigdbigd03

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Waiter, there's a LEGO brick in his soup! "Oh, let me tend."

Waiter
 

TouyaShiro

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Yes, sir? You appear to have been killed mid-sentence. A shame... That was some good soup and now you're letting it all go to waste.

Waiter, Mr. Aziz is in my soup!
 

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Be on the lookout for a frog ninja.

Waiter, there's a creature sucking me into my sou--
 

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Oh, that's just the Flying Soup Monster. Just hold your breath for a few minutes, the Flying Spaghetti Monster usually shows up to tell it off around then.

Waiter, there's some Chamical X in my soup.
 
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Are you sure that isn't just chlorine?

Waiter, there's a root in my soup. And not a plant root.
 

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I don't know what the square root of soup is, sir.

Waiter, there's a calculator in my soup!
 

indigohex

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Just try to use to solve the most difficult question every posed by man: 1⁹+1⁹.

Waiter, there's some Martians in my soup. And they appear to be descendants from those who left Earth on Mars One.
 

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They love being in soups so much that they live in them.

Waiter, there's a pony in my soup!
 
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