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Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup

Max1996

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Catch it before it runs away!

Waiter, there is a bullet in my soup!
 

TouyaShiro

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*waiter lies dead at your feet*

Waiter! There's a train in my soup!
 

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That's just the protal to hell that one of our cooks opened to get some more ingredients, it'll close in a few minutes. Don't ask me how it ended up in that soup though.

Waiter, all hail Cthulhu, for it is in my soup.
 

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I prefer other Lovecraftian dishes, but standard Cthulhu tentacle soup works just fine. Good choice, sir.

Waiter, there appears to be a pill bug in my soup.
 

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Let's see if you can make a call with it.

Waiter, there's a Plusle and Minun in my soup!
 

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Our soups needs a positive and a negative.

Waiter, there's pig in my soup!
 

Lone_Garurumon

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Well yes, you did order the swine flu special sir.

Waiter, there's a snake in my boot soup!
 

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we ran out of noodles

waiter, there is a very small whale in my soup
 

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It's because you're in a place that sells whale meat-OH SH**, THE POLICE ARE HERE!!!!! D:

Waiter, there's a zombie and a skeleton in my soup!
 

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It is Halloween, after all.

Waiter, there's a cola bottle in my soup!
 

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Looks like that it fell into your soup, let me get it out for you.

Waiter, there's the largest star in the universe UY Scuti is in my soup!
 

Lone_Garurumon

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*the waiter does not respond, as everything within a massive radius has been destroyed by the star*

Waiter! There's a boat in my soup!
 

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*Gets on it*

Waiter, there's a movie in my soup!
 

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Shut up, I love this part.

Waiter, there's a cactus in my soup.
 

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Are you that spineless?

Waiter, I think your lunch ended up in my soup! And it's dinnertime!
 

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Sorry, I have a bad stomach virus and I'm the only waiter that works here.
*Everyone quickly leaves the restaurant*

Waiter, there's a huge pile of leaks in my soup!
 

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Oh, I'm sorry, I beleive this was supposed to go to someone else... *Looks around the resteront for someone with a Farfetch'd before wandering over to give the leak soup to said Pokémon*

Waiter, there's a Thick Club in my soup.
 

TouyaShiro

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Oh, that was supposed to be for the dog. Excuse me for a moment. *gives to a Houndoom*

Waiter, there's a turbo *something* in my soup!
 
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