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Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup

Ryoma Maser

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Get's promise a game if I don't mention this ever again. I'm not Kiriya!

Waiter, there's a secondary personality for me in my soup!
 

MassiveShock11

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Sorry, man. The second personality of you is a serial killer who uses scissors.
Cookie if you get the reference

Waiter, there is a cube with a heart in my soup!
 

Durbe

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There is nothing I cannot cut.
Waiter, there's a computer virus infecting humanity in my soup.
 

Max1996

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*Gets infected*

Waiter, there is a receipt in my soup!
 

MassiveShock11

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Hey, it has the words "Maya" written on the back... I need to call the police, you are trying to dispose the evidence in Mia's death.

Waiter, there's a soup in my soup in my soup!
 

Kirby4ever

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Sir, we need our pot of soup back so we can continue cooking it.

Waiter, there's bamboo in my soup!
 

Ryoma Maser

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That seems sorta normal in Japanese culture I think.

Waiter, there is artificial soul within my soup!
 

Durbe

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Here's a robot to install it in.
Waiter, there's a creepy guy playing a video game in my soup.
 

MegaPod

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That's me!

Yes, I'm the waiter and the creep.

Waiter, there's a glitch in my soup!
 

MassiveShock11

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Apparently, this whole restaurant is a simulation-638741.2'{p;.].=.;;4844e6512354389wq89324[?":|}?"">]']/.6'41//./ *also glitches*

Waiter, there's an Unown in my soup!
 

MegaPod

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So that's where it was hiding! In the alphabet soup...

Waiter! There is Vegenaise in my soup.
 

Ryoma Maser

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What?

Waiter, there is Kid Icarus's Hades in my soup!
 

TouyaShiro

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Oh myyyy.

Waiter, there's a couple of Power Coins in my soup... but I can't tell whether or not they're super old or super alien.
 

Wispy Willow

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Eh, I'm sure whatever left them there'll come here to collect them sooner or later, so just eat around them.

Waiter, there's a rock in my soup.
 

Max1996

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Sir, those are our croutons.

Waiter, there is a lettuce in my soup!
 

Ryoma Maser

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Sir, did you order Ramen?

Waiter, there is an unlicensed doctor in my soup!
 

MegaPod

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Relax. He has a license to kill.

Waiter, there is a spy in my soup!
 

Ryoma Maser

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Oooh Natasha Romanoff.

Sir, there is the sun in my soup!
 
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