Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup

[MegaPod]

That's...

Insouption!

Waiter, there's a cop in my soup!

 

[MassiveShock11]

You're actually part of scum.
VOTE: MegaPod12

Waiter, there's a Hexer in my soup!

 

[Kirby4ever]

We have a Ghastly who loves using hex in people's soups, don't mind it.

Waiter, there's a dishwasher washing dishes in my soup!

 

[Max1996]

Sir, please step away from our dishwasher.

Waiter, there is an alkali metal in my soup!

 

[Kirby4ever]

I have no idea where that is, sir.

Waiter, there's a dead thread in my soup!

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

As threads are usually discarded from garments, all threads are either technically dead or were never alive to begin with...

Waiter there's a banana in my soup.

 

[Kirby4ever]

You asked for banana soup, sir.

Waiter, there's Minions in my soup!

 

[Phagocyte]

Woops, wrong universe
*gives bowl of creeps*

Waiter, there's a corpse in my soup!!

 

[Derpghost]

GOD DAMMIT JEFF I SWEAR TO LORD *runs back to kitchen yelling obscenities*

Waiter, there's soup in my soup in my soup in my soup in my...

 

[MegaPod]

It's souper insouption!

Waiter, there's a keytar in my soup!

 

[Ryoma Maser]

At least spell Guitar correctly sir.

Waiter, there is a digital specimen in my soup.

 

[Derpghost]

cool.
DERPGHOSTMON, DIGIVOLVE TO-

Waiter, depression's in my soup!

 

[Kirby4ever]

I need to tell the chef to stop placing depression medicines in people's soup!

Waiter, Newgrounds is in my soup!

 

[MassiveShock11]

*a tank destroys the whole restaurant, and then blasts awesome music from its Audio Portal*

Waiter, there's a bag in my soup!

 

[Kirby4ever]

We give gift bags to everyone everyday, so enjoy it!

Waiter there are flowers in my soup!

 

[indigohex]

Happy Valentines' Day from your partner.

Waiter, there's a Yellowstone Volcano in my soup. And it's erupting.

 

[Kirby4ever]

WTF EVERYONE RUN AND- *The volcano erupting and everything within the 2,000 mile radius of the volcano dies while the rest of the planet suffers*

Waiter, the San Andreas Fault is splitting up in record rates and it's moving faster and faster in my soup!

 

[TouyaShiro]

As long as it doesn't break the bowl, it's fine.

Waiter, there's a set of 3 rockets in my soup!

 

[Ryoma Maser]

Excuse me, why does it look like a phoenix and can combine into a giant robot?

Waiter, there is ink in my soup.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

That's odd. I don't have an inkling for how it could have gotten there.

Waiter, there's an epic NO! in my soup.