Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup

[CherubCookie]

You're actually looking at it the wrong way round it should be an epic !ON and you have ordered the "chef's special on soup" with additional on there so I can see where the confusion would arise.

But that's nothing on the holy cow I just found in my soup. How does one explain THAT?!?

 

[Derpghost]

...why do i keep getting the high customers?

Waiter, your mother's in my soup.

 

[Ryoma Maser]

What did you do to my mother moron? I'm giving you a 0.5 second head start if you wanna run..

Waiter, there is mutilated body in my soup.

 

[MegaPod]

Soup Herman, is this what you did with @Rainomi???

Waiter, there's a rubber ball in my soup!

 

[Derpghost]

ACCCKKK
MY KRYPTONITE
*stumbles off gagging*

Waiter, greed is in my soup.

 

[MegaPod]

I don't know why but I want it.

Waiter, a barbershop pole is in my soup.

 

[Derpghost]

Sir, that's a really big candy cane.
Wait.

Waiter, my soup is floating.

 

[Kirby4ever]

Stop putting the soup in the fish tank!

Waiter, the Epcot ball is in my soup!

 

[Vulpix037]

*wonders what the heck an Epcot ball is*

Waiter, there's a Cutiefly in my soup.

 

[MassiveShock11]

*Aether Foundation ransacks the whole restaurant, finding who abandoned a Cutiefly in a soup*

Waiter, there's an Everstone in my soup!

 

[Derpghost]

HAHA YES FINALLY
TORRACAT YUR NEVER GONNA CHANGE

Waiter, there's a flame war in my soup.

 

[Vulpix037]

HOT!!!!!!! *feeds it to Vulpix*

Waiter, there's a waitress in my soup.

 

[DoctorWhy]

Well today must be your lucky day! I hope you tip well.

Waiter, there's a snake in my soup!

 

[MegaPod]

Do you mean in your boot, sir?

Waiter, there's shattered glass in my soup!

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Mazal Tov, you're married now!

Waiter, there's a TARDIS in my soup.

 

[Gengarzilla]

Extermin-Eat!

Waiter, there's soup in my soup.

 

[Vulpix037]

Who contaminated my soup?!

Waiter, there's a soup-eating slug in my soup.

 

[ArvAl]

Relax, my pet's just hungry.

But waiter how can you explain a stig in my soup??

 

[Cilantro]

'Tis part of the soup

Waiter, there's a Super Mod in my soup

 

[ArvAl]

Nuke 'em. It's probably Zappy doing his tedious livestreams about bears.

Wait a minute, I saw Tom Cruise in mah soup.