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Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup

The fluffiest boi you'll ever squeeze!
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The Kingdom Key? You must have a lot of heart!

Waiter, there's a Haunter in my soup!
 
Swimming through the air and sea!
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KIIIIII!!!!” * The waiter watches in bewilderment as the Bewear grabs up the customer and jumps through the ceiling * Well that was unexpected...

Waiter, there’s a Jolteon in my soup!
 
The Prince is Back!
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Oh, I'm sorry. I must've delivered you that young gentleman's meal by accident. He has this strange Pokémon with him that eats metal and wanted a bolt for it to eat.

Waiter, there's a Mareanie in my soup!
 
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I thought I told our newest chef to keep his Mareanie out of the pots. I'm sorry sir, I'll get you a new one.

Waiter, there's a key in my soup!
 
My name is not Nick
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That's the wrong item of cutlery for eating your soup with!

Waiter, there's a bee in my soup!
 
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my apologies, sir, one of our customers suddenly ran off yelling "it's the joker!" while he was paying, and that must have dropped in

waiter, there's marijuana in my soup!
 
Shaped Like a Friend
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Ay, what else did you expect when you ordered the 420° temperature meal?

Waiter, there's a beating human heart in my soup.
 
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Wh-wha? * Suddenly the sound of wailing comes from the kitchen as one of the chefs are led from the kitchen, screaming about how he hid the health inspector's heart in a pot * ...I'll give you a new soup, sir... and consider your meal on the house...

Waiter, there's a rabbit in my soup!
 
Far too mouthy for my own good.
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I'm sorry, sir. Here, take this Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch; it's your only option.

Waiter, the Holy Grail is in my soup!
 
The Prince is Back!
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My fellow Knights Who Say "Ni!" We have found it!

Waiter, there's a Spanish Inquisition in my soup!
 
My name is not Nick
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Don't tell me the restaurant's been taken over by spambots...

Waiter, there’s a Quagsire in my soup!
 
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