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Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup

can't you say anything that makes sense?
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oh yeah, those tiny people must've had a fun time in your soup

waiter, there's a jester posse in my soup!
 
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Well, start laughing at their jokes or else they'll stay for good.

Waiter, there's a pencil in my soup!
 
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well, what can i say? i'm an artist.

waiter, there's a jack frost, black frost, king frost, pyro jack, jack ripper, demonee-ho, frost ace, petit frost, frost five, hee ho kun, raiho, and other frosts and jacks in my soup!
 
(Slime) Dragon Pokémon
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Those are just weirdly named Frosted Flakes and jack cheeses.

Waiter, there's volcanic lava in my soup!
 
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that would be your sacred fire

waiter, there's pool rules in my soup!
 
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Don't worry, it's laminated. We have a pool in the back, but it's underground--and employees only. I guess a staff member accidentally dropped their paper.

Waiter, there's an SD card in my soup!
 
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we thought your soup was a tablet.

waiter, there's a cube in my soup!
 
Shipping is p cool ngl
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We thought you wanted it cold, so we put in an ice cube.

Waiter, the eiffel tower in is my soup!
 
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bonjour.

waiter, there's pop culture in my soup!
 
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Exactly. Here at this restaurant, our food is always cultured. Mind the gaming meat, it's rather tasteless as of now. Some disease called BBNDitis.

Waiter, there's a pikachu in my soup!
 
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i know how to get rid of it.
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Waiter, there's a level in my soup!
 
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Pulls out gaming device
chibighost gained 1 level!

Waiter, there’s a Razor Claw in my soup!
 
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the chef had sharp claws.

waiter, there's an idea in my soup!
 
(Slime) Dragon Pokémon
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And what idea have you got, sir?

Waiter, there’s a Zangoose in my soup!
 
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Wow. I never thought of that. shoo zangoose!

Waiter, there's an Impidimp in my food!
 
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at least he's not in your soup.

Impidimp, there's a soup in my waiter?
 
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@DannyDrawsaLot ahem? I answered first.
The tricksters of Generation 8 have struck!

Waiter, there’s a 1v1 battle going on in my soup!
 
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it's a trick!

Impidimp, there's soup in my vegetable waiter..
 
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It must have taken over two months for the waiter to recover from it, since noone has posted here since then :p

Waiter, theres asparagus in my soup!
 
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