Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup

[Zexy]

I don't believe it! It's an April Fool's joke!

Waiter, there is an April Fool in my soup!

 

[Water-noctowl]

No there isn't
Waiter there is a person speaking a language other than American in my soup!

 

[Zyla]

スープ残すから出て、男の人が食べていろ！

There's a letter in my soup!

 

[Water-noctowl]

Sir you ordered alphabet soup
Waiter your cat is in my soup!

 

[Chief KazamiNator]

Don't be silly! It was a ham bone left in for extra flavoring.

Waiter, there's death water in my soup!

 

[Water-noctowl]

I don't believe you.
Waiter there is a pokemon in my soup!

 

[TheShinyMiner]

*hands a Action Replay*
Waiter, there's a saxophone in my soup!

 

[Water-noctowl]

Sir please refrain from attempting to drown him. We know he plays terribly.
Waiter there is a bacteria in my soup!

 

[Kakuna Matata]

Don't worry, it's the good kind of bacteria. We promise.

Waiter, there's a snuffleupagus in my soup!

 

[Berrenta]

Eh, you're just imagining things. Just eat your soup.

Waiter, there's a theorem in my soup.

 

[Almonds]

It's good for your brain, so just eat it.

Waiter, there's a Mew in my soup

 

[Water-noctowl]

*Hands you masterball*
Waiter mewtwo is in my soup!

 

[Zexy]

Ah, we have decided to put them in the soup to commemorate M16. Which form did you take?

Waiter, there is Helioptile in my soup!

 

[Chief KazamiNator]

Of course, it gives it flavor!

Waiter, there's a Gloom fart in my soup.

 

[Theatricalis]

Oh dear, nobody was supposed to find out that's the secret ingredient.

Waiter, there's a Shaymin in my soup.

 

[Voltaire Magneton]

It was meant to purify your soup.

Waiter, there's free Wi-Fi on my soup!

 

[Zexy]

There's nothing cooler than free Wi-Fi, don't you agree?

Waiter, there is a soup in my soup!

 

[thestarjar]

Yeah, we heard you like soup so we put a soup in your soup so you can drink while you drink.

Waiter, there's a tree in my soup!

 

[Zexy]

It looks like that Bullet Seed my Treecko used to make it tastier did work...

Waiter, there is a waiter in my soup!

 

[Kakuna Matata]

Whoops, thought you wanted some Chili with your soup. My bad.

Waiter, there's an abacus in my soup!