Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup

[Almonds]

PEACE OUT!

Waiter, there's an autographed photograph in my soup

 

[Pain Split]

Would you like it in a baseball card form?

Waiter, there's a fire in my soup.

 

[Almonds]

Shall I flame it for you?

Waiter, there's candy in my soup

 

[indigohex]

The candy is a gift from the restaurant.

Waiter, there's Hannibal Lecter in my soup.

 

[Almonds]

Just throw him away.

Waiter, there's a spoon in my soup

 

[Taco]

I'm terribly sorry, sir. We'll bring you your fork and knife right away!

Waiter, there's a singing frog in my soup!

 

[thestarjar]

He'll leave if you put the ocarina away.

Waiter, there's a painting in my soup!

 

[KaiserLugia]

Oh, we use paints to give our food color, would you like food coloring instead, ma'am?

Waiter, there's an atomic bomb in my soup!

 

[thestarjar]

It just has an explosion of flavor in your mouth, huh?

Waiter, there's a belt in my soup.

 

[Berrenta]

Thank you, madame. Our head chef was looking for his belt.

Waiter, there's a llama in my soup!

 

[Spirit Zorua]

Well, you asked for the Andean Special, didn't you?

Waiter, there's soup in my soup.

 

[Berrenta]

I'm sorry, we'll have to charge you for that second soup.

Waiter, there's Monopoly money in my soup!

 

[Almonds]

Whoops! That's my money paid to get out of "jail"

Waiter, there's a Snivy in my soup

 

[Berrenta]

It was bickering with an Emolga and they got into our kitchen. We had to silence them both. By the way, your main course is now Roast Emolga.

Waiter, there's a banana split in my soup!

 

[PyroPokeman]

Ah, yes, I believe our dessert chef dropped your dessert in with your soup.

Waiter, there's a high tech sniper-scythe weapon colored in red in my soup. :O

 

[indigohex]

I believed that the government actually requested this dish to bump off a critic. We will get the correct dish for you. (NOTE: You later die from the dish after finding out too much).

Waiter, there's hair in my soup.

 

[Berrenta]

I'm pretty sure it's yours.

Waiter, there's math homework in my soup!

 

[ShadowDRGN]

You asked for the smart value soup, didn't you?

Waiter there's an alternate dimension in my soup.

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

It's a dimension full of soup, what's the problem?

Waiter, there's a rubber duck in my soup!

 

[PyroPokeman]

Ah, yes, that is actually our bosses bath, sorry about that.

Waiter, there is Dragon Ball in my soup.