Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup

[serahthecute]

Oh sorry we must be out of pineapple again.

Waiter your evil clone is in my soup.

 

[The absolis]

you must be mistaken, I am the evil clone

waiter, there is a nes in my soup

 

[Peaceful Giraffe]

Whatever that is, sorry!

Waiter, Lady Gaga is in my soup!

 

[The absolis]

we put her in there for punishment for not knowing what an NES is.

waiter, there is a apaghetti in my soup

 

[Almonds]

Hope you enjoy our new noodle soup!

Waiter, there's a TM in my soup

 

[Apawn:p]

Looky here it's TM 64 *teachs Seaking* F#%^ yay Seaking use Explosion!!!
_______________________somewere in Canada________________________
Waiter, there's a parallel universe in my soup

 

[Peaceful Giraffe]

My parallel universe! I'll take that soup back...

Waiter, there is a tiny robot in my soup.

 

[The absolis]

you are mistaken, there are remains of a tiny robot in your soup. it just exploded.

waiter, there is no soup in my soup!

 

[Apawn:p]

Well that's because I ate it silly, now that will be 1,000,000$ please.....
*conveniently the dinner is on top of a 50 story building, the waiter is next to a window, and the absolis has a gun*

.................*sounds of gunshots*
_____________well back to Canada___________________________________________

Waiter why are you In my soup?

 

[Capricious Equilibrium]

Because my hot water's down D: I need a bath!

Waiter, why is there a Canada in my soup?

 

[Julum]

Because somebody decided to take Canada, and push into your soup.

Waiter, why is there a baby in my soup?

 

[The absolis]

im not entirely sure myself, perhaps the chef has truly lost his mind. of course, I believe that actually happened when this restaurant first opened

waiter, there is a victini in my soup

 

[Peaceful Giraffe]

Well, the Olympics just started, you'll win!

Waiter why is there Justin Beiber in my soup?

 

[DestinyOfDeoxys]

AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! PRISONER ON THE LOOSE!!!! (runs away)

Waiter, there's soup...in my soup!

 

[serahthecute]

Yes you ordered the soup sir do I need to call 911? Are you ok sir, QUICK SOMEONE CALL 911 THIS MAN IS PASSING OUT.


Soup there's a basketball in my waiter

 

[DestinyOfDeoxys]

OH NO YOU'RE PASSING OUT TOO!!! ARRHGHGHHG!!!! GET MICHEAL JORDAN, QUICK!!!

Waiter, there's that Super Bowl 2014 ad from Coca-Cola in my soup!

 

[Berrenta]

Well, it's our chef's favorite.

Waiter, there's a vintage bottle cap in my soup!

 

[Peaceful Giraffe]

I thought you collected them.

Waiter, why is there a Dunsparce in my soup?

 

[Apawn:p]

Don't judge me, he is god of all pokemon, now eat this soup!!!

______________back to canada_______________
Waiter, why is there a flapjack in my soup?

 

[PaizleeRoxanne]

Because the Misadventures of Flapjack was awesome.

Waiter... Just, come here. Look. There is something so ridiculous in my soup. You know what it is? A FLY. Why is there a fly in my soup?
(Haha, I'm so original. )