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Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup

Oh, sorry, that's mine. Not sure how it got into your soup.

---Meanwhile, in a cafe in Gensokyo---

Waiter, there's a spellcard in my soup!
 
Well, it's a more addicting flavour than Wikipedia.

---Meanwhile in the Hall of Justice---

Batman, there's Kryptonite in my soup!
 
Oh, don't worry, we'll get you a Kryptonite-free version.

---Meanwhile, in a cafe in Hyrule---

Waiter, there's a Stalfos in my soup!
 
Waiter Link: HURH! YEARH!! HEY-YEARH!!! (Translation: "I killed a lot of Stalfos. :D")

---Meanwhile in Disney's Aladdin---

Aladdin: Genie, there's a mouse in my soup!
 
Genie: Dammit, Mickey! You're in the wrong movie!

--In the world of memes--

Waiter, there's Link: The Faces of Evil in my soup!
 
Would you like Hotel Mario instead?

---Meanwhile, in Skyworld---

Waiter, there's a Centurion Strongarm in my soup!
 
Would you like a serving of Centurion Knight nstead?

Meanwhile, in the Underworld

Waiter, there's a Clubberskull in my soup :(
 
Oh dear... EVERYONE EVACUATE FROM THE CAFE IMMEDI...<whack>

RIP, Skuttler Waiter.

---Meanwhile, back into the real world (whew)---

Waiter, there's a rotting fish in my soup!
 
Oh crap, you're not the only one! This place is gonna fail the health inspection, and I'm gonna have no job!

Waiter, there's an e-mail in my soup!
 
I'm sorry, we may charge you extra for that.

---Meanwhile, in the Mushroom Kingdom---

Waiter, there's a Goomba in my soup!
 
I thought it would be a good idea to serve Goombas because of the overpopulation!

--Meanwhile in Johto--

Waiter, there's a Slowpoke tail in my soup!
 
OMG THAT'S WORTH 1 MILLION POKEDOLLA-oh wait it's just worth 4900 Pokedollars. Damn. Well, better eat it! (NOM)

---Meanwhile in the Twilight Zone---

Waiter, IT'S A COOKBOOK! IT'S A COOKBOOK!!
 
*Dramatic music*

--Mean while in Hogwarts--

Waiter, there's Tom Riddle's diary in my soup.
 
*incinerated the book and soup* I am afraid that is impossible sir, you have yet to order a soup for the diary to be in.

Waiter, there is a tree growing out of my soup!
 
Your soup is level 99, so don't worry about that.

---Cafe in Hotel Mario---

Gay Luigi, there's an Instruction Booklet in my clouds!
 
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