Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup

[Maniacal Engineer]

Quick, summon the 9th Doctor!'

Waiter, I am currently drowning Maniacal Engineer in my soup!

Blub!

Shut up, ME!

 

[cwf1701]

that is Scotty of the USS Enterprise!

waiter, there is an Emolga in my soup!

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Shocking, isn't it?

Waiter, I have trapped BadAssGardevoir in my soup!

 

[Wispy Willow]

No you haven't, else how would I be talking to you now?

Waiter, there's a little engineer in my soup.. And he appears to be spluttering nonsense for some reason.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Yes. I am still trying to drown ME.

Waiter, there's a briefcase in my soup.

 

[DracoMan]

Open the briefcase, memorize the contents, then destroy the briefcase.

Waiter, Missingno. is in myngnhtjzbksegfbruisbgrluig oh goddammit!

 

[Holy Houndoom]

Why that is strange, we put a M' in there.

Waiter, there is a Triforce in my soup.

 

[Wispy Willow]

What are these careless cheffs doing these days? Leaving a wish-granting item in someone's soup?! I think I shall take my money elsewhere, thank you very much. Though not before plucking the Triforce out of the soup and taking it with me.

Waiter, there's some kind of scum in my soup.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Your soup is attempting to participate in a mafia game...and it isn't doing such a good job.

Waiter, one of Elieson's dinosaur comics ended up in my soup!

 

[Holy Houndoom]

Oh, well.

Waiter there is a Large Hadron Collider in my soup.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

How is that even possible? I've been keeping that in my basement ever since the Pundorica fell.

Waiter, there are protons in my soup!

 

[Holy Houndoom]

Those are neutrons. I heard they're neu-trisious.
*shot*
Waiter! There's oil in my soup!

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Don't put fire on it!!!

Waiter, there's a pterodactyl in my soup.

 

[Icy Wind]

Then keep it as a pet.

Waiter, there's a heroic sylveon in my soup!

 

[Lone_Garurumon]

Hold on, I'll get the poison.

Waiter, there is a Gelatinous Cube in my soup.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Ah, it seems we gave you the jelly soup by mistake.

Waiter, there's a madman in a box in my soup.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

What am I doing in your soup?!

Waiter there are FAIRY GODPARENTS in my soup!

 

[Viridi]

Ignore that, they're supposed to be part of the soup I guess.

Waiter! There's a Luma in my soup!

can I keep it?

 

[Holy Houndoom]

Thats not a luma. Thats a star shaped cracker.

Waiter! Theres an In soup in my soup!

 

[Lone_Garurumon]

Yes, that is the general intention.

Waiter there's a Metal Greymon in my soup.