Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup

[Kirby4ever]

That because there's nothing in your soup.

Waiter, there's plasma in my soup!

 

[GeekyGamerZack]

Ah, that's our "Natural Harmonia Grove" soup, which is filled with fresh vegetables, mild herbs and spices...and your choice of Reshiram or Zekrom figurine.

Waiter, there's an Inkling in my soup (plus it smells like paint...)!

 

[Kharixi]

It's in celebration of the final Splatfest!

Waiter, there's a Settlers of Catan game in my soup!

 

[MassiveShock11]

It's yours.

Waiter! There is Bonk! Atomic Punch in my soup!

 

[Poke.]

Scout: Oh hey, that's mine. *takes the Bonk*

Waiter, there's a great Indie Game in my soup!

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Let's just hope it doesn't include a child with lethal tears

Waiter, there's a Meat Boy in my soup.

 

[Wispy Willow]

You ordered the Soylent Green Soup, did you not?

Waiter, there's a Magikarp in my soup.

 

[GeekyGamerZack]

Yes, yes there is. There's also a Magikarp in that lady's wine, that gentleman's gaspacho...there are even Magikarp in that puddle of spilled milk over there...*sob*...every pool of liquid everywhere has Magikarp in it, so why isn't the world swarming with rampaging Gyarados? It makes about as much sense as a Rattata with maxed-out EVs...

Next week on The Introspective Waiter...

Waiter, there's a frozen bowtie in my soup!

 

[Max1996]

The Doctor was looking for it.

Waiter, there is a chocolate bar in my soup!

 

[MassiveShock11]

Give it to the Heavy.

Waiter, there is a guitar on my soup!

 

[GeekyGamerZack]

Do you play? Well, then why not give us a tune?

Waiter, there's a Golden Queen figure in my soup!

 

[Max1996]

Keep it if you want to get rich, sir.

Waiter, there is a butterfly knife in my soup!

 

[Kharixi]

I've never heard of it.

Waiter, there's a butterfly net in my soup! And I see fairies!

 

[Kirby4ever]

You can chase our butterflies with it!

Waiter, there's a flag in my soup!

 

[Poke.]

That's our Fourth of July special! Though they don't serve it until tomorrow...

Waiter, there's a trailer park in my soup!

 

[Wispy Willow]

That must be one outlandishly huge bowl of soup you have there, sir.

Waiter, there's a bomb in my soup.

 

[Max1996]

Evacuate the restaurant immediately!

Waiter, there is a Volcanion in my soup!

 

[Kharixi]

WHAT?!? He hasn't been released yet!

Waiter, there's a Hoopa portal in my soup.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Oh that? That's just the portal that will eventually summon the new legendary Pokemon, Soupasaurus.

Waiter, there's an amiibo in my soup.

 

[Poke.]

Take it and sell it on eBay!
Waiter, there's a missile battery in my soup!