Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup

[Wispy Willow]

In that case, we should probably run before it decides to eat anythign else.

Waiter, there's an ancient cursed sword in my soup and I don't want to remove it or fear of releasing an ancient Big Bad.

 

[Kirby4ever]

That is a toy made to look like the real thing.

Waiter, there's a dump truck in my soup!

 

[Kharixi]

It appears to have gotten left over from when it delivered your soup.

Waiter, there's a Trainer Card in my soup! A Passerby Boy dropped it!

 

[Wispy Willow]

Just put 'Asshat' in the name section and give it to the poliece. It'll be fine.

Waiter, there's a frozen Scizor in my soup.

 

[Kharixi]

That seems odd.

Waiter, there's a Pokémon battling simulator in my soup!

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

That's our latest Smogon special!

Waiter, Waluigi's in my soup

 

[Kharixi]

He must've gotten lost.

Waiter, there's a computer virus in my soup!

 

[GeekyGamerZack]

I told the chef to stop downloading meals from dodgy websites!

Waiter, Realgam Tower is in my soup!

 

[Kharixi]

I'm afraid I've never heard of that. Is there something wrong with your drink?

Waiter, there's an Earth Badge in my soup!

 

[Kirby4ever]

That is the Earth badge cookie in your soup sir.

Waiter, there's maggots building a civilization planing to take over the world in my soup!!!!!!

 

[Wispy Willow]

Eh, that's normal. Just eat around it.

Waiter, there's a human toe in my soup.

 

[Kirby4ever]

This is an atotopcy lab, not a restaurant.

Waiter, the long lost soup that was gone for 100 years is in my soup!!

 

[Wispy Willow]

Sir, I am quite certian that is jsut regular soup.

Waiter, there's a Cutiefly in my soup.

 

[Kirby4ever]

It must have gotten there by accident and died, a cook have been looking for it all day.

Waiter there's a living paper clip in my soup!

 

[ReturnofMCH]

replace it with the newest version of Microsoft office, they removed it since then.
waiter, I have Geno in my soup!

 

[Wispy Willow]

Good. Leave it there.

Waiter, there's a Xerneas that appears to be drawing energy from my soup.



...Greninja'd.

 

[Kirby4ever]

That's the Xerneas figure that comes with the bowl, it makes soups more awesome.

Waiter, there's a black hole in my soup!

 

[Wispy Willow]

I'm pretty sure that's just someone who identifies as a black hole-kin. One may even say he sucks the fun out of the room.

Ba-dum-tis

Waiter, there's a Youtube comment in my soup.

 

[Max1996]

You did order the Troll Special.

Waiter, there is a Badge in my soup!

 

[Kirby4ever]

That is a cookie shaped as a badge.

Waiter there's a chemical reaction in my soup!