Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup

[Kharixi]

STEP AWAY FROM THE SOUP!
It seems to be giving you hallucinations.

Waiter, there's a tweet in my soup!

 

[PaulTheProtist]

We have decided to upgrade our soups #StayRelevant

Waiter, there's H1N1 in my soup!

 

[Kharixi]

Which is? Is your soup giving you hallucinations too?

Waiter, there's a moderator in my soup!

 

[GeekyGamerZack]

It's only ME.

Waiter, there are leeks in my soup!

 

[Kirby4ever]

That's because it's called leeks soup.

Waiter, there's Ebola in my soup!

 

[Kharixi]

That sounds ebil.

Waiter, there's an administrator in my soup!

 

[ReturnofMCH]

shiny celebi is nice though.
waiter, there's an old meme from 2012 named ganagam style in my soup.

 

[Kharixi]

How long ago did that die?

Waiter, there's a meme in my soup!

 

[Kirby4ever]

It's a part of our Do you like Mudkipz special!

Waiter, there's gravity in my soup!

 

[Kharixi]

That's normal, sir.

Waiter, there's a Lincoln Log in my soup!

 

[Kirby4ever]

I think a child threw it across the room.

Waiter, there's screaming eggs in my soup!

 

[GeekyGamerZack]

Hm...let me test something.

*Drops a Leaf Stone into the bowl. Nothing happens.*

You probably just imagined the scre-

*The eggs change into a coconut tree with legs and three faces*

Well, how about that?

Waiter, Anthea and Concordia Harmonia are in my soup!

 

[Kharixi]

Perhaps N is around.

Waiter, there's a PS4 in my soup!

 

[Max1996]

It is yours, sir.

Waiter, there is an Eevee in my soup.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Eat it so it won't evolve into a Flareon!

Waiter, there's an existential crisis in my soup.

 

[Kharixi]

I think that's yours.

Waiter, there's $400,000 in my soup!

 

[Max1996]

I see. The Heavy needs 12 seconds of bullets right now.

Waiter, there is a Detonator in my soup!

 

[GeekyGamerZack]

Actually, it is our "detoxinator soup", which removes impurities from the body, leaving you feeling refreshed and healthy.

Waiter, there's a burrito, an enchilada and a quesadilla in my soup!

 

[indigohex]

That's the Mexican soup special we have at the moment.

Waiter, Milhouse Van Houten is in my soup.

 

[GeekyGamerZack]

Oh, my apologies. That soup is for a Miss L. Simpson (no relation to the Simpson family of Springfield).

Waiter, there's yoghurt and cucumber in my soup!