Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup

[Wispy Willow]

But if he's horseless then how is he a horseman?

Waiter, there's a logical paradox in my soup.

 

[Kharixi]

Hush! We can't let anyone know!

Waiter, the DNA Splicers are in my soup!

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

We're trying to showcase our newest Kyurem form: Soup Kyurem

Waiter, Luigi's in my soup

 

[Max1996]

Mario is looking for him.
@Etrian Oddity, that's the official name given to it in TF2. It's a monster with a pumpkin head who goes after everyone to chop their heads off, regardless of their team.

Waiter, there is a pen in my soup!

 

[Wispy Willow]

I'm pretty sure that is the only surviving artifact of the bloke who challenge a guy with a sowrd to win a bet or something, you should handle it with care.
Oh, and I beleive the term is 'a joke'.

Waiter, there's a grumpy gamer in my soup.

 

[Kharixi]

Maybe you should stay off the internet for a while.

Waiter, there's a Lustrous Orb in my soup!

 

[Pikochu]

That would explain why the restaurant is so curved!

Waiter, there's no soup in my soup!

 

[Max1996]

You didn't order anything yet, sir.

Waiter, Ash's Kalos cap is in my soup!

 

[Kirby4ever]

There it is, Ash has been looking for it.

Waiter, Bonnie's bag in is my soup and it's moving around!

 

[Kharixi]

Perhaps Squishy is inside.

Waiter, there's a shopping channel in my soup!

 

[Kirby4ever]

Bonnie: Have someone seen my bag? Someone took it because they want to cook Puni-chan! T^T

That's because we installed TVs in our soup bowls!

Waiter, my soup is going ransint! D:

 

[Kharixi]

Do you mean rancid? If so, you can return it within 30 days for a refund!

Waiter, there's a glitch in my soup!

 

[Max1996]

I4m s0ry sir, d0 u w4nt 4n0th3r-*Waiter.exe has stopped working*

Waiter, there is a pink scarf in my soup!

 

[Kirby4ever]

A little girl is looking for that scarf!

Waiter, there's radioactivity in my soup!

 

[Kharixi]

Perhaps you shouldn't be eating it?
BOB WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THE CHEMICALS--?!?

Waiter, there's an egg in my soup!

 

[Kirby4ever]

That's because it's egg soup.

Waiter, there's Minecraft in my soup!

 

[Lone_Garurumon]

I wouldn't worry about it sir, you'll get bored in a few weeks, or at least I did.

Waiter! There's a gem in my soup!

 

[Max1996]

Put it away before anyone notices!

Waiter, there is a living, talking and flying saw-cluster in my soup!

 

[MassiveShock11]

wtf

Waiter, there is a metal baseball bat in my soup!

 

[Lone_Garurumon]

Of course sir, the wooden one would get soggy.

Waiter, there's a series of underscores in my soup!