Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup

[Max1996]

Stay put while I call the police.

Waiter, there is a bull mask in my soup!

 

[Kirby4ever]

Welcome to the bull festival!

Water, there's slime in my soup and it's growing like crazy!

 

[MassiveShock11]

KILL IT WITH FIRE.

Waiter, there is a nuke in my soup!

 

[Max1996]

EVERYONE, RU-*BOOM*

Waiter, there is a Twilight Syndrome in my soup!

 

[Gengarzilla]

Careful, it may bite.

Waiter, there's a sock in my soup!

 

[MassiveShock11]

Sans owns it, but he left it there while preparing to battle Chara.

Waiter, Peko Pekoyama is in my so- *gets hit by a baseball bat in the head* Now I am using this reference FOR THE THIRD TIME.

 

[Max1996]

Don't worrt, I'll see if we can convince Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu to get her to back off.

Waiter, there's a spear from Nezumi Castle in my soup!

 

[Kharixi]

They were trying to kill your soup.

Waiter, there's a Gardevoirite in my soup!

 

[Max1996]

Does anyone have a Gardevoir?

Waiter, there is a Key Stone in my soup!

 

[Wispy Willow]

Ah, so that's where I left it. I'll take that, thank you very much.

EDIT: Greninja'd but my response still applies so I'm going to be lazy and not change it.

Waiter, there's a Golurk in my soup.

 

[Icy Wind]

You asked for the "dragonspiral tower soup".

Waiter, there's a Tsetse fly in my soup!

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Sorry, we're trying to control the population.

Waiter, there's depression in my soup.

 

[Max1996]

I don't feel like doing anything about it right now.

Waiter, there is a Substitute doll in my soup!

 

[MassiveShock11]

My Pokemon left it, buddy.

Waiter, Mikan Tsumiki is in my so- *gets strangled by a rope*

 

[Max1996]

Quick, someone prepare a giant arm-shaped rocket!

Waiter, there is a Monokuma panel in my soup!

 

[Lone_Garurumon]

I'm sorry sir, there's a what?

EDIT: Greninja'd but my response still applies so I'm going to be lazy and not change it.

Laziness is fun

Waiter, there's a dead guy in my soup.

 

[Max1996]

I see. Who is it this time?

Waiter, there is a piece of paper with 11037 written on it in my soup!

 

[Wispy Willow]

Eh, just eat around it I guess.

Waiter, there's a giant mushroom in my soup... and I'm pretty sure I didn't order the mushroom soup.

 

[Max1996]

You did order the Amnesia Special Appetizer along with the mushroom soup, sir.

Waiter, there is a blood-covered dumbbell in my soup!

 

[MassiveShock11]

F**K IT! GRAB A MOTORCYCLE AND A SPHERICAL CAGE!!!

Waiter, Teruteru Hanamura is in m- *gets stabbed by an iron skewer*