Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup

[Wispy Willow]

I'm pretty sure thoughs ones are of the thought veriety. Don't worry, they'll be derailed soon.

Waiter, there's a human brain in my soup... What, how do I know it's human? Uh... You don't want to know. But that's besides the point - there's a brain in my soup.

 

[TouyaShiro]

Ah, the biology special. I see you're studying well.

Waiter, there's a... er, hm. Curious. My spoons disappear into my soup, so I can only imagine that there's an interdimensional portal in my soup. Do you mind if I tried tipping the bowl over?

 

[Max1996]

I don't think that's a good idea, sir.

Waiter, there is a lighter in my soup!

 

[Kirby4ever]

We want our soups to be fiery today!

Waiter, there are pictures of Bonnie in my soup! D:

 

[Kharixi]

Don't tell anyone, but there's a secret admirer here somewhere...

Waiter, there's a lemon in my soup!

 

[Kirby4ever]

It's because that it's lemon soup.

Waiter, there's a galaxy in my soup!

 

[TouyaShiro]

Think you could discover Earth in there as an atom?

Waiter, there's a super suit in my super soup!

 

[Max1996]

Sir, want to put it on?

Waiter, there is anime in my soup!

 

[Kirby4ever]

It's because everyone loves anime!

Waiter, there's nails in my soup!

 

[Bigdbigd03]

AND DON'T CRY!

Waiter, there is a... You... In my soup.

 

[Kharixi]

Bob! Seriously, what is wrong with you?

Waiter, there's a LEGO brick in my soup!

 

[Bigdbigd03]

Waiter, there's a LEGO brick in his soup! "Oh, let me tend."

Waiter

 

[TouyaShiro]

Yes, sir? You appear to have been killed mid-sentence. A shame... That was some good soup and now you're letting it all go to waste.

Waiter, Mr. Aziz is in my soup!

 

[Kirby4ever]

Sorry, I have no idea who that is.

Waiter, there's a demo in my soup!

 

[Kharixi]

Be on the lookout for a frog ninja.

Waiter, there's a creature sucking me into my sou--

 

[Wispy Willow]

Oh, that's just the Flying Soup Monster. Just hold your breath for a few minutes, the Flying Spaghetti Monster usually shows up to tell it off around then.

Waiter, there's some Chamical X in my soup.

 

[TouyaShiro]

Are you sure that isn't just chlorine?

Waiter, there's a root in my soup. And not a plant root.

 

[Max1996]

I don't know what the square root of soup is, sir.

Waiter, there's a calculator in my soup!

 

[indigohex]

Just try to use to solve the most difficult question every posed by man: 1⁹+1⁹.

Waiter, there's some Martians in my soup. And they appear to be descendants from those who left Earth on Mars One.

 

[Kirby4ever]

They love being in soups so much that they live in them.

Waiter, there's a pony in my soup!