Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup

[Kirby4ever]

That paperclip fell in thew soup from someone who never washes his hands.

Waiter, There's Solgaleo in my soup!

 

[MassiveShock11]

Catch it! *hands ^ a Master Ball*

Waiter, there is a thread necromancer in my soup!

 

[MegaPod]

Oh, so sorry. I'll get you the soup with the real necromancer in it.

Waiter, there's a turd in my soup!

 

[Kharixi]

You did order that after all.

Waiter, there's a massive spoiler in my soup!

 

[MegaPod]

But sir, [SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS]!

Waiter, there's a waiter in my soup!

 

[Kharixi]

...how many times?...

'Ey, wai'er, there be an eyepatch in me soup!

 

[Kirby4ever]

I think that's your eyepatch.

Waiter, there's Sharpeno fins in my soup!

 

[MassiveShock11]

It's Sharpedo, not Sharpeno.

Waiter, there are spelling mistakes in my soup!

 

[MegaPod]

That's alphabet soup, it's bound to happen.

Waiter, there's sawdust in my soup!

 

[MassiveShock11]

Did you order the Sawdust Special?

Waiter, there are potatoes in my soup! And apparently one has an AI attached in it!

 

[Kirby4ever]

We want to make our soup smarter!

Waiter, there's a game's unresolved cliff hanger in my soup!

 

[Wispy Willow]

That undoubtably means they are going to make a sequel in the near future, sir.

Waiter, there's a Twisted Spoon in my soup.

 

[Max1996]

And that is why you shouldn't drop a plastic spoon in your soup, sir.

Waiter, there is a USB stick in my soup!

 

[MassiveShock11]

It contains our files for the soup's secret recipe, customer.

Waiter, there are Sentry Guns in my soup!

 

[Max1996]

Excuse m-*Gets shot and dies*

Waiter, there is a soup can in my soup!

 

[MegaPod]

Yes, that's our specialty "soupsoupen". Soup inside soup inside soup!

Waiter, there's coffee in my soup!

 

[indigohex]

You ordered it sir. You wanted coffee, so we gave you coffee.

Waiter, Kim Kardashian is in my soup.

 

[MassiveShock11]

Did you order the Kim Special soup?

Waiter, a rope, a tote bag and hospital clothes are in my soup!

 

[MegaPod]

Didn't you order the "Odd Items People Used to Capture the Shiny Victini" special?

Waiter, there's a plug in my soup!

 

[Max1996]

Could you find an outlet, sir? Also, @MegaPod12, I think she ordered the "Fake Suicide" special.

Waiter, there is duct tape in my soup!