Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup

[Ereshkigal]

Sir, we have told you time and again, if you want a vegetarian dish then stop ordering the ones with meat in them!

Waiter, there's a dead vegetarian in my soup!

 

[swarla]

Sir, that's actually a vegan.

Waiter, there's a fish swimming in my soup!

 

[CheffOfGames]

You ordered Fish Soup, didn't you?

Waiter, there's a DarthWolf13 in my soup...

 

[Max1996]

I'm sorry, sir, but I thought the Kingmaker Special was already taken off the menu.

Waiter, there is a printer in my soup!

 

[Durbe]

Your soup's hot of the press.

Waiter, there's a puzzle game in my soup. (looks like it has blobs with eyes.)

 

[Anime Psyclone]

Attach it to other gooey balls.

Waiter, there’s a fact that Pokemon fans are weird in my soup.

Spoiler

 

[Ereshkigal]

I'm sorry, sir, but the bill just arrived, and it's A NINE ROUND POKEMON BATTLE AGAINST THE ENTIRE STAFF!

Waiter, there's a cat sitting on my soup, giving me a disapproving look.

 

[Durbe]

It's telling you it's time for bed.

Waiter, there's Street Fighter in my soup.

 

[Anime Psyclone]

Sm4sh it.

Waiter, there’s a Pokemon trying to obtain the shell from my soup.

 

[King Robert]

Oh dear. It appears there I misplaced Oshawott's soup.

Waiter, Bayonetta's in my soup.

 

[Max1996]

Who?

Waiter, there is a Lucario in my soup!

 

[TouyaShiro]

Oh, you ordered the Tree of Life special?
I've not seen that movie don't sue me

Waiter, there appears to be two swords in my soup. Or are they chopsticks? Did I order a noodle dish?

 

[Anime Psyclone]

You ordered a bowl o ramen. You like it?

Waiter, there's an origami swordsman in my soup. And it doesn't seem happy.

 

[Max1996]

That is the Origami Special, sir.

Waiter, there is a flag in my soup!

 

[Anime Psyclone]

Pole it out.

Waiter, there’s a bad pun in my soup.

 

[Max1996]

That pun was soup-erb, sir.

Waiter, there is a dictionary in my soup!

 

[Derpghost]

...The Urban Dictonary is not a vaild source, sir.

Waiter, there's soup in my soup in my soup and so on.

 

[Max1996]

Sir, are you drunk?

Waiter, there is an empty soda can in my soup!

 

[Durbe]

Oy, who had Trubbish make the soup?!

Waiter, there's a pirate with a cannon arm on a ship in my soup.

 

[Max1996]

"Blast them away, Captain Kidd!"
...How was my impression of Ryuji Sakamoto, sir?

Waiter, there is a katana in my soup!