Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup

[Vulpix037]

"finds out it was actually a dummy in disguise*

Waiter, there's some ice cubes in my soup.

 

[ArvAl]

Spoiler

Waiter, there's a bunch of Mewtwo in my soup!

 

[indigohex]

You did asked for the Cloned Mew soup, hence the bunch of Mewtwos.

Waiter, Kim Jong Un is in my soup.

 

[Gengarzilla]

My apologies. You ordered the Trump Special, yes?

Waiter, there's a gold bar in my soup!

 

[Vulpix037]

Yay, I'm rich!

Waiter, there's a ski in my soup.

 

[Time Breaker]

It's part of our winter special!

Waiter, there's a frog in my soup!

 

[MegaPod]

I can't hear you. Frog in your throat?

Waiter, there's a bagel in mah soup!

 

[Time Breaker]

Someone's gonna get fired. Probably me.

Waiter, the next DIE-mension is in my soup!

 

[ArvAl]

It is your healthy DIE-T menu pack.

Waiter, an orange is dancing inside my soup!

 

[Vulpix037]

Orange you glad it's in there

Waiter, there's a zombie in my soup.

 

[ArvAl]

Thrilling isn't it?

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Waiter, I cannot believe you've putted nuclear wastes in my soup.

 

[Vulpix037]

Well, I'll have to refund everyone, if it's poisonous.

Waiter, there's a Joltik in my soup.

 

[Derpghost]

*slowly rises from under table armed with repels*

Waiter, there's a goat in my soup.

 

[ArvAl]

Response:

Spoiler

Wait! You forgot to put soup inside a soup! It's empty here!

 

[Anime Psyclone]

I didn’t make it.


Waiter, there’s a bulb in my soup

 

[Vulpix037]

*accidentally electrocutes self while trying to remove light bulb*

Waiter, there's a Bulbasaur in my soup.

 

[Time Breaker]

It's item 1 on our menu! Because we hate animals!
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Waiter, there's an offer I can't refuse in my soup!

 

[Vulpix037]

Is it Ivysaur soup

Waiter, there's 100 matches in my soup.

 

[Mister Muffin]

Should I drain the soup, dry the matches, and light them? (no science here)

Waiter, there's a Stingy in my soup.

 

[Harryghost]

We hope you are not stingy as well. *fierce glares*

Waiter, there's a Primal Groudon in my soup!