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Yeah, I decided to make one of these when I saw that my friend had something similar up. No worries, I asked full permission from him to go ahead and take this idea.
Idea from: Kenji Sasaki
His fic: Why FireRed Stinks
As you can see, I also made it similar to his (on account of I couldn't think of any other way). Well, this is pretty much what I thought the whole way through the course of the Pokémon episodes from the anime, starting at the first episode of Diamond and Pearl.
Enjoy!
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Holy crap. . That opening was extremely dramatic.
Aww, look at the kitty cat.
. . .
Turn that damn alarm off, you whore!
Oh, good.
Dawn? Hell, no; more like Hikari.
Dude, her mama has huge hair.
. . .
Haha, she wants to be a coordinator.
Can we say 'Haruka imitation'?
No! Not a daydream!
The Pokémon creators have written those enough. .
Ick, Chimchar? How about Hikozaru?
No, don't pick that thing, fire-types would suck in contests.
Personally, I'd prefer using something that can use water-type moves.
Piplup? How about Pochama?
Foreshadowing, much?
Oh, dude! If I could, I'd get a water-type, psychic-type, and ice-type.
Gorudakku, use Hydro Pump!
Yeah. Great, now use Ice Beam!
Awesomeness, now give 'em a Psybea- Oh, the show's still going on.
Is it just me, or is Hikari's outfit stupid now?
Turtwig? How about Naetoru?
Yeah, my favorite.
I can see it now!
Go, Dodaitosu, use- Oh, the show's still going on.
That was a stupid appeal.
. . .
Sheesh, is it a must to have all of that stuff, now?
Yeah, mom, you tell her!
All you need is teh 'pack.
Wait. . Couldn't Hikari just use that ribbon to pretend she was already a coordinator?
That's what I'd do.
"Oh, this?
Yeah, it's my ribbon.
I know I just started, I'm just that awesome."
No need to worry my ass.
She gunn' kill herself.
Dang, that is one sleepy cat.
Glameow, right? Nah, how about Nyaruma?
Oh, I love this music.
Dan-dan-dan-dan-dan. . Dan!
Masago Town's music rawks!
Oh, crap, she's already run into Nanakamado.
Rowan? Ew.
He creeps me out.
Mm, Masago Town's music.
Damn, that scientist is hot.
I need his number.
Haha, Pochama and Hikozaru are fighting.
Yeah, Bubblebeam that sucka!
Heh, Naetoru doesn't even care.
Oh, yes, turn Pochama to the Mukkuru and Mukkuhoku, that's an excellent idea.
That is one pissed off Mukkuhoku.
Man, that is also one strong Mukkuhoku.
. . .
Ha! Poor Naetoru is scared of Nanakamado.
Oh, yeah, Hikari, go look for wild and enraged Pokémon.
In the wild.
With other wild and enraged Pokémon.
. . .
Heheh, Hikozaru has got some awesome moves.
Oh no Pochama did not.
Damn!
Look at Hikari's jumpin' skillz.
Yeah, chase after the Pochama that just tried to kill you with bubbles.
Why is it always Ariadosu that wants to eat other Pokémon?
Oh my God, is that a Nokocchi?
Holy crap, those things are never in any episodes.
Dude, Hikari is actually being smart in this episode?
She's stupid in all the others.
Eh! She just fell down a large hill.
After catching only Pochama.
What about the poor other Pokémon?
Heartless.
Just take the damn food, you stupid Pochama.
Holy crap!
An orgy of Ariadosu!
. . .
Heheheh, orgy.
That reminds me of this hentai I was wa- Oh, the show's still going on.
Oh, man, Pochama is listening to Hikari who is suddenly intelligent.
Ah, the only time Pochama ever uses Bide. .
Wait, wait, wait.
Why is that every other Pokémon who is bad, besides Nyaasu, gets a happy ending?
But then these Ariadosu don't?
Poor Ariadosu, that's not fair. .
And now Pochama is dead. . Oh, sorry, it fainted.
Haha, Hikozaru got caught by Mukkuhoku.
Lucky, she got to see Emuritto.
My favorite is Yukushi.
. . .
Go back to the dang lab!
Oh, of course Pochama is gunna be her starter.
Where's poor Satoshi?
Oh, I found him!
Aww, Eipamu.
And, of course, there's Roketto-Dan.
Okiddo! Kenji!
Mostly Kenji, he's awesome.
We hardly ever see Kenji. . Poor Kenji.
Oh em gee, Roketto-Dan has a bazooka!
Oh, it's just a metal hand. . Of course it is.
Why Pikachu? Why is it always Pikachu?
What's so special about it?
Raichu is better.
. . .
Satoshi, is the question 'who did that' necessary?
Honestly, who else would do that?
Haha, Nyaasu's accent sucks so much.
I prefer Inuyama-sama's attempts.
Mmm, Manta-kun. I loves him.
Oh, wait, the show's still going on.
Kojiro, double-u tee eff. Wobb-ster?
You couldn't have thought of a better name?
And Roketto-Dan is blasting off again!
Why aren't they dead?
Oh, good gracious, it's finally over. .
. . . Now I'm bored.
--
Join in next time for the next chapter!
Chapter 2: Episode the Second
Idea from: Kenji Sasaki
His fic: Why FireRed Stinks
As you can see, I also made it similar to his (on account of I couldn't think of any other way). Well, this is pretty much what I thought the whole way through the course of the Pokémon episodes from the anime, starting at the first episode of Diamond and Pearl.
Enjoy!
--
Chapter 1: Episode the First
Holy crap. . That opening was extremely dramatic.
Aww, look at the kitty cat.
. . .
Turn that damn alarm off, you whore!
Oh, good.
Dawn? Hell, no; more like Hikari.
Dude, her mama has huge hair.
. . .
Haha, she wants to be a coordinator.
Can we say 'Haruka imitation'?
No! Not a daydream!
The Pokémon creators have written those enough. .
Ick, Chimchar? How about Hikozaru?
No, don't pick that thing, fire-types would suck in contests.
Personally, I'd prefer using something that can use water-type moves.
Piplup? How about Pochama?
Foreshadowing, much?
Oh, dude! If I could, I'd get a water-type, psychic-type, and ice-type.
Gorudakku, use Hydro Pump!
Yeah. Great, now use Ice Beam!
Awesomeness, now give 'em a Psybea- Oh, the show's still going on.
Is it just me, or is Hikari's outfit stupid now?
Turtwig? How about Naetoru?
Yeah, my favorite.
I can see it now!
Go, Dodaitosu, use- Oh, the show's still going on.
That was a stupid appeal.
. . .
Sheesh, is it a must to have all of that stuff, now?
Yeah, mom, you tell her!
All you need is teh 'pack.
Wait. . Couldn't Hikari just use that ribbon to pretend she was already a coordinator?
That's what I'd do.
"Oh, this?
Yeah, it's my ribbon.
I know I just started, I'm just that awesome."
No need to worry my ass.
She gunn' kill herself.
Dang, that is one sleepy cat.
Glameow, right? Nah, how about Nyaruma?
Oh, I love this music.
Dan-dan-dan-dan-dan. . Dan!
Masago Town's music rawks!
Oh, crap, she's already run into Nanakamado.
Rowan? Ew.
He creeps me out.
Mm, Masago Town's music.
Damn, that scientist is hot.
I need his number.
Haha, Pochama and Hikozaru are fighting.
Yeah, Bubblebeam that sucka!
Heh, Naetoru doesn't even care.
Oh, yes, turn Pochama to the Mukkuru and Mukkuhoku, that's an excellent idea.
That is one pissed off Mukkuhoku.
Man, that is also one strong Mukkuhoku.
. . .
Ha! Poor Naetoru is scared of Nanakamado.
Oh, yeah, Hikari, go look for wild and enraged Pokémon.
In the wild.
With other wild and enraged Pokémon.
. . .
Heheh, Hikozaru has got some awesome moves.
Oh no Pochama did not.
Damn!
Look at Hikari's jumpin' skillz.
Yeah, chase after the Pochama that just tried to kill you with bubbles.
Why is it always Ariadosu that wants to eat other Pokémon?
Oh my God, is that a Nokocchi?
Holy crap, those things are never in any episodes.
Dude, Hikari is actually being smart in this episode?
She's stupid in all the others.
Eh! She just fell down a large hill.
After catching only Pochama.
What about the poor other Pokémon?
Heartless.
Just take the damn food, you stupid Pochama.
Holy crap!
An orgy of Ariadosu!
. . .
Heheheh, orgy.
That reminds me of this hentai I was wa- Oh, the show's still going on.
Oh, man, Pochama is listening to Hikari who is suddenly intelligent.
Ah, the only time Pochama ever uses Bide. .
Wait, wait, wait.
Why is that every other Pokémon who is bad, besides Nyaasu, gets a happy ending?
But then these Ariadosu don't?
Poor Ariadosu, that's not fair. .
And now Pochama is dead. . Oh, sorry, it fainted.
Haha, Hikozaru got caught by Mukkuhoku.
Lucky, she got to see Emuritto.
My favorite is Yukushi.
. . .
Go back to the dang lab!
Oh, of course Pochama is gunna be her starter.
Where's poor Satoshi?
Oh, I found him!
Aww, Eipamu.
And, of course, there's Roketto-Dan.
Okiddo! Kenji!
Mostly Kenji, he's awesome.
We hardly ever see Kenji. . Poor Kenji.
Oh em gee, Roketto-Dan has a bazooka!
Oh, it's just a metal hand. . Of course it is.
Why Pikachu? Why is it always Pikachu?
What's so special about it?
Raichu is better.
. . .
Satoshi, is the question 'who did that' necessary?
Honestly, who else would do that?
Haha, Nyaasu's accent sucks so much.
I prefer Inuyama-sama's attempts.
Mmm, Manta-kun. I loves him.
Oh, wait, the show's still going on.
Kojiro, double-u tee eff. Wobb-ster?
You couldn't have thought of a better name?
And Roketto-Dan is blasting off again!
Why aren't they dead?
Oh, good gracious, it's finally over. .
. . . Now I'm bored.
--
Join in next time for the next chapter!
Chapter 2: Episode the Second
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