Welcome to the Salty Spitoon.

[GalladeTheMeatball]

Rules: If you know the meme, you know how to play.

E.g. Me: How tough are ya?

Other Guy: How tough am I? I watched The Notebook on DVD, all of it.

And I did'nt even cry.

Other Guy 2: How tough am I? I killed Chuck Norris.

By prodding him once.

and so on.

I'll start.

How tough are ya?

 

[DestinyOfDeoxys]

How tough am I? I won the Champions Tornament (Triple Battle) in the PWT.

And I only used 6 Uwnons.

 

[Chief KazamiNator]

How tough am I?
I uprooted the Great Deku Tree... with one arm only!

 

[SquishyFace]

How tough am I?

I found a shiny Pokemon, didn't save, accidentally killed it in one hit...

...AND I ONLY CRIED FOR 5 MINUTES!

 

[97SaturnSL1]

How tough am i?

I broke a Nissan Leaf in half

Only by laughing at it

 

[DestinyOfDeoxys]

How tough am I?

I once saved the world from the 2012 apocolypse...

By doing NOTHING.

 

[Misheard Whisper]

How tough am I?

I play Starcraft on a laptop...

WITH A TRACKPAD MOUSE.

 

[Zexy]

How tough am I?

I went without sleep for 48 hours, and watched all Johto fillers those two days!

 

[DestinyOfDeoxys]

How tough am I?

I watched the end of Pokemon The First Movie, and I only cried for about 1 week.

 

[Zexy]

How tough am I?

I FTK'ed Chuck Norris in a YGO Duel!

<Chuck did just kill me>

 

[Kakuna Matata]

How tough am I? How tough am I?!

I can wield the Biggorn Sword and a Hylian shield at the same time.

 

[----]

How tough am I?

I beat Dark Souls and didn't brag about it to everyone under the sun.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

How tough am I?

I survived an attack that does infinite damage. I'M INVINCIBLE!

 

[ReturnofMCH]

how tough am I?
I can name all the pokemon from Gen I-IV and what their ideal movesets are on smogon.

 

[DracoMan]

How tough am I? I can listen to a Michael Bolton song without my head exploding.

 

[Berrenta]

How tough am I?

I beat a team of three competitive Meta Knight players in Brawl... with a low tier fighter!

 

[Umbreon Freak]

How tough am I?

I took out a Mewtwo and a Latios once... with a Klefki.

 

[ReturnofMCH]

How tough am I?
I beat all 32 staff ghosts and expert staff ghosts in both mario kart wii and mario kart 7.
and I did them all on my first try.

 

[italicizewafer]

I ate a bowl of nails once...without milk!

 

[Wispy Willow]

How tough am I? I once possessed Random Punster... Without going insane.