- Dec 1, 2012
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Mine are minute. The furniture still manages to seek them out with radar, though. But if we got them removed, then Little Pig Went to Market would suddenly become very abrupt and inconclusive and sad. And this little pig had none.Besides a girlfriend, I’d like—and bear with me, this is a weird one—my pinkie toes to be gone. I mean, I keep bumping them into stuff and causing myself pain, and they’re not really necessary...I swear I’m having them surgically removed someday if I can ever afford it.
Well, I warned you it was a weird one.