What Exactly Does This Pokemon Do?

[BigDocFan]

Giovanni: You brought me a Mew?
James: Yes boss, its a powerful Psychic type legendary
Giovanni: Well I'll be a Mankey's uncle, I didn't think you would ever manage to get one
James: Does that mean we avoid the pain project boss?
Giovanni: Very well, unless you wish to volunteer yourselves?
James: Have a good day
They all run off, relieved

Rhyperior

 

[helperman]

jessie, james and meowth all at the same time: we brought you a good one boss
giovanni: were is it
they realize ryperior drilled through the ground

magickarp

 

[BigDocFan]

Giovanni: Do you idiots really think I would want a Magikarp. Its the weakest Pokemon imaginable!!!
James: Actually boss, the weakest... Never mind, we'll show ourselves to the pain project

Slowking

 

[PikachuRules]

PAIN PROJECT!!!

What does that mean?

 

[BigDocFan]

I got the idea from watching a youtube channel

See 07:44 on here


See 04:36 here for a positive ending

 

[TRNatalie]

Slowking

Meowth: A king for the Boss sir!
James: And I imagine it’s Psychic powers must be powerful! They can even deliver prophecies! Slowking demonstrate
Funny music as everyone waits. Slowking just yawns
TRio: sweatdrops Uh heh heh
Giovanni: You will be subjected to the pain project for wasting my time!

Gyarados

 

[BigDocFan]

James: Its a very scary Pokemon boss and it would suit you
Giovanni: I suppose it is scary and worth of my command. Now to the pain project with you.
James: But boss, haven't we impressed you?
Giovanni: Gyarados!!!
Gyarados slams its tail at Team Rocket as a warning shot
James: Pain project, right away boss.

Haunter

 

[helperman]

giovanni is sleeping
giovanni: ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
giovanni: i got atacked by a ghost
meowth: like our new pokemon
giovanni: no. now get it away from me

darkrai

 

[BigDocFan]

James finds Jessibelle in Giovanni office

Jessibelle: Time to get married Jamesy-poo
James screams and runs away but can't find a door
Jessibelle: You're not running properly. Wake up you idiot. No sleeping on the job!!!
James wakes and finds himself, Jessie and Meowth staring up at Giovanni

James: Phew, it was just a nightmare
Giovanni: You'll wish this was a nightmare, you come to me with no Pokemon and I find you asleep on my office floor. Pain Project, now!!!

Gloom

 

[helperman]

giovanni: what's that smell.
james: the pokemon we brought you.
giovanni faint because of the smell

team rockets meowth

 

[BigDocFan]

Giovanni: You seriously think I want Meowth, why in Kanto do you think I gave him to you in the first place!
Meowth: But boss, I can translate what Pokemon say to you
Persian: Per!!!
Giovanni: What did Persian say?
Meowth: That I meaning myself am a good Pokemon and more worthy of sitting on your lap...
Persian angrily attacks Meowth

Scorbunny

 

[helperman]

trio: we brought a good one this time
giovanni: were is it
they discovere that scorbunny has run away and started a fire in the process

 

[helperman]

hisuian voltorb

 

[BigDocFan]

James: It is a rare Pokemon from Old Sinnoh boss, you can plug in to charge your equipment.
Giovanni: Interesting, perhaps it could super charge the eternal pain project. Why don't you volunteer to see if it does
James: (Groans)

Raticate

 

[Bigfoot_the_Pokémon]

James: How's this here Ratica--
Giovanni: GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, PAIN PROJECT!!
James: But it's a --
Giovanni: NOW!!

Hisuian Typhlosion

Bigfooted this thread

 

[Articfoxgamez]

James: Boss we have a good one for you, Heard you like Mudkips!
Giovanni: Did... Did you just use an increadibly outdated meme?
James: Well yes but it was applicable and-
Giovanni: Pain Project!
James: (Sigh) Yes sir....

Arceus

 

[KerfishSea]

Giovanni: what the actual fuck? how tf did you get god bro
James: How every 10 year old gets one we threw a plastic ball at it!
Jessie: Yeah boss!
Giovanni: Well shit. We don't need anything else we have fucking God.
Meowth: um...god sounds

Giovanni is oblivious that Arceus is just Meowth inside a very well made Arceus costume

Groudon

 

[Bigfoot_the_Pokémon]

James: Hello Giovanni, I introduce to you a Pokémon that can create land and destroy ocean
Giovanni: Interesting. Is there anything else I need to know?
James: It has a rival which is super effective against it. (Shoot, shouldn't have brought that up)
Giovanni: I see. Until you get that Pokémon, Pain Project.

Kyogre (Pt. 2)

 

[BigDocFan]

Giovanni: Why is raining in my office
James: Uh, sorry Boss but the Pokemon we sent you makes it rain
Giovanni: Do I look like the sort of person who loves the rain.
James: No boss, Pain Project for us I assume
Giovanni: Yes

Sirfetch'd

 

[KerfishSea]

Jessie: And now we present.................Sirfetch'd!
Giovanni: That's just a duck with a sword.
James:Yeah but its pretty powerful.
Giovanni: I heard people used to cook Sirfetch'd with their weapons in the soup as well.
Sirfetch'd...horrified
Giovanni: Anyways that thing is bullshit get out of my office.

Gardevoir