What Exactly Does This Pokemon Do?

[BigDocFan]

James: This good boss, it is a Pokemon that can Mega Evolve
Giovanni: Really, then mega evolve it for me.

Team Rocket try to mega evolve it with the mega stone and key stone but it doesn't work

Giovanni: Guessing it doesn't mega evolve then
James: Trust us boss, it really...
Giovanni: PAIN PROJECT
James: Oh dear

Hippopotas

 

[Bigfoot_the_Pokémon]

James: Check out this neat little Ground-type!
Giovanni: Okay... what is it called?
James: Hippopuh... Hippopa... Hippopotamus... Hippowhaaaa
Giovanni: It is required for all team members to know how to pronounce names. All others must be reassigned to the Pain Project

Alakazam

 

[BigDocFan]

James: It provides some great magic tricks
Giovanni: Do I look like someone who enjoys seeing magic tricks!?
James: Everyone enjoys a good magic trick
Giovanni: No doubt you're hoping it will make the pain project disappear. If it does, you are free, if not...
James: Eternal pain for us, gotcha

Axew

 

[TRNatalie]

James: It’s got strong Dragon type moves
Jessie: In a cute little package. Axew, would you please demonstrate?
Axew nods and begins charging a Dragon Rage. However he’s unable to form a beam and drops the ball of energy. BOOM! Smoke! Screams. When the smoke clears, Jessie, James, and Meowth are all on the ground, frizzy and dirty. A confused looking Axew sits between them
James: That wasn’t a Dragon Rage, that was a Dragon Sneeze!
Meowth: I don’t understand, it used it perfectly earlier.
All three look nervously at the Boss. The office is a mess and he does not look happy
Meowth: …We’ll clean this up, Sir
Giovanni: Oh you will but not before a trip to the eternal pain project. And take the whelp with you!

Aegislash

 

[DogmationsAlt]

James: This pokemon is a sword and a shield
Giovanni: Is that it?
Jessie: it can change forms
Giovanni: change it then
Aegislash didn't obey
Giovanni: PAIN PROJECT

meowth

 

[DawningWinds]

Jessie: We bring for your bossiness' pleasure and wold-conquering enjoyment, one Meowth.
James: But not just any Meowth, you see, this Meowth is special. It can-
Giovanni: Talk?
Meowth: Exacedaly! How'd you guess?
Giovanni: You couldn't capture any Pokemon, so you decided to try and give me a Pokemon who's already a Team Rocket member.
Jessie: What, no no no, of course not, why would you--
Giovanni: That wasn't a question. All three of you should head to the Pain Project immediately.
Meowth: But I'm innocent! They kidnapped me! Stole me from my unsuspecting goody-two shoes train--
Giovanni: Did I not make myself clear?

Froslass

 

[BigDocFan]

Giovanni: Has someone opened all the windows or something, why is it so cold in here?
James: Oh dear, they did say that Froslass can freeze foes with its -58 degrees Fahrenheit breath
Giovanni: Sounds like a useful addition to the pain project, try it and get out of my sight

Wynaut

 

[DogmationsAlt]

Giovanni: What is this thing
Jessie: it is a younger wobbuffet
Wynaut gets kicked by Giovanni
Wynaut yeets Giovanni into the roof
Giovanni: Pain Project now

Barraskewda

 

[KerfishSea]

James: Hey boss! Look at this funny looking fish!
James is holding a barraskewda up in his hand like a ...sausage.
Giovanni: Wow! a fish- What does it do?
Jessie: snatches the fish Its like a torpedo.
Giovanni: show me.
Jessie: throws the Barraskewda at Giovanni like a torpedo and it stabs itself in his chair between his thighs Hyuck!
Giovanni: looks down Pain Project.
Meowth: Told you two we should've brought the bird with the block of ice on its head.


Eiscue

 

[BigDocFan]

James: It is a Pokemon that can change its form
Giovanni: Really, well show me its other form

The trio look at each other, wondering how to do this

Giovanni: Well, don't keep me waiting, or would you rather...

James drops Eiscue, causing its form to change

James: Here you go boss

Giovanni: Pokemon abuse and it is even uglier, you know what that means

The trio leave dejected

Geodude

 

[KerfishSea]

Giovanni: throws Geodude out the window. Out of my office.

Heracrosss

 

[BigDocFan]

Jessie: Its a very strong Pokemon that can Mega Evolve boss
Giovanni: Why is it trying to drink from my office plant?
James: Oh dear, it likes to drink sap boss. If we get you a new plant, can we forgo the pain project
Giovanni: No, now go!

Wishiwashi

 

[TRNatalie]

Jessie and James carry a bucket of water into Giovanni’s office. Little white fish visibly jump around in the water. Wobbuffet is holding Meowth as he struggles to fight back his kitty instincts
Jessie: These guys may look small and puny
James: But together they pack quite the punch and become very scary
Giovanni: Would you care to demonstrate?
Jessie and James sweat nervously. How are they supposed to demonstrate the awesome ferocity of the School Form with this small a bucket?
Meowth: Let Merowww at em! * Meowth lunges at the bucket, knocking water and Wishiwashi over. The Wishiwashi jump around in puddles of water, smacking Meowth silly* Ow ow ow ow!
A soaked Giovanni sits at his desk unimpressed The scariest thing here is the lack of competence on display! To the eternal pain project! And add your vengeful fish to it!

Ludiculo

 

[BigDocFan]

James: You'll love this one boss, it is so happy, jolly and loves to dance.
Giovanni: You don't say!!!

Ludicolo has got hold of Giovanni and swings him around during a dance, knocking things over on his desk.

Meowth: So much for making the boss happy enough to give us a promotion
Giovanni: Oh I'll promote you alright, chief Morpeko for the Eternal Pain Project...

Ludicolo ends up sending Giovanni out of the window

Fuecoco

 

[Bigfoot_the_Pokémon]

Giovanni: What in the world??
James: This is a Pokémon from a region we have yet to explore thoroughly
Giovanni: Well done. I will have you promoted immediately
the red paint falls off, revealing it's just a totodile
Jessie: ...I think I know what's next
Giovanni: You'd be correct

(Months later, Giovanni is surprised that that Pokémon actually does exist)

Hariyama

 

[BigDocFan]

James: It is a Pokemon that likes sumo wrestling
Hariyama starts trying to sumo wrestle Jessie, James and Meowth
Giovanni: Do you think I want a Pokemon that could use me as a punching bag?
Meowth: Probably not boss
Giovanni: Exactly, once you're done, show yourself to the pain project

Wurmple

 

[Bigfoot_the_Pokémon]

Our favorite trio doesn't even make it into the office before Giovanni screams at them to get their sorry rear ends into the Pain Project

A very specific Pikachu

 

[helperman]

team rocket blast off again, this time with there leader

the worlds weakest magicarp

 

[KerfishSea]

Giovanni:.....


Pelipper

 

[helperman]

peliper atempts to eat giovanni
james pulls him out of his mouth
james: im so sorry
giovanni: pain project NOW!!!!!!

missing no.