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What Exactly Does This Pokemon Do?

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Decided to create a game based on a running gag in a youtube series where Team Rocket try to offer Giovanni a Pokemon that they managed to capture, they try and explain what it does, usually fail resulting in Giovanni sending them to the Eternal Pain Project.

The person above will suggest a Pokemon which the next poster has to do a post about. Feel free to have Giovanni be impressed as well

For example:

James: Boss, we're pleased to present you with this Cyndaquil
Giovanni: What exactly does this Pokemon do?
James: Well it may not be that powerful but its super cute, just look at it.
Giovanni: Cute yes but not powerful, now pain project for all of you!
James: Oh dear, really thought we might win this time.

Let's start with Croagunk
 
James: Boss, we're pleased to present you with this Cyndaquil
Giovanni: What exactly does this Pokemon do?
Jesse: Look at that face! He’s so chill and relaxed.
Giovanni: I don’t care. You’re all going to the Eternal Pain Project.
Meowth: Not again!

Let’s try Magikarp for the next one.
 
James: "It transforms into things!"
Giovanni: "Such as?"
Jessie: "Anything it sees!"
Giovanni: "So it can duplicate what we already have, instead of getting us anything new?"
Meowth: "But that's still useful. Right, boss?"
Giovanni: "Oh, most definitely. It'll be a good replacement for one of you three once you're-!"
James: "Yes, yes. Sigh... Just lie down and think of Galar..."

Stantler
 
James: ''It hypnotises opponents into seeing fake illusions''
Giovanni: (Sees nothing) ''Really. Perhaps I'm seeing illusions of you three. Perhaps the eternal pain project will work against illusions''
James: (Realizes they haven't brought any thing) ''Oh dear''

Croagunk
 
James: Boss, we're pleased to present you with this Stantler
Giovanni: What does this thing do?
James: It umm... Makes ilusions
Giovanni: Oh, you mean the ilusion that you won't be fired? Pain project!!!
James: But boss....

Clefairy
 
James: Boss, we're pleased to present you with this Clefairy
Giovanni: What exactly does this Pokemon thing do?
James: Whenever it uses Metronome, a random attack is used
Giovanni: Is that supposed to impress me?
James: I was hoping so, it is cute though
Giovanni: Pain... Project!!!

Croagunk
 
meoth: this punches people with poisonous punches
giovanni: ok i want it bring it here
james: ok boss
crougunk punches giovanni
giovanni: bring me a pokemon that knows the difference inbeetween normal people and me

eternamax eternatus
 
Jessie: Ok boss I know we haven't exactly done well lately but I'm sure you'll really like this one.
Eternatus: Roars
Giovanni: What. Is that!?
James: It's Eternatus! It sends a surge of power across an entire region that makes Pokemon grow and drives them absolutely insane.
Giovanni: You... You do know that we have Pokemon here, right? Pokemon we prefer to remain under control.
Jessie: Well yes I suppose but-
Giovanni: Pain.

Mightyena
 
Jessie: You'll love this one boss, its so scary it keeps intruders away
Mightyena ends up biting Giovanni
James: Oh dear, it thinks the boss is an intruder
Giovanni: PAIN PROJECT!!! Oh and take this with you, its bite may make the pain project more painful
Meowth: I said this was a bad idea

Snorlax
 
Jessie: Well it may eat a lot and sleep a lot but it’s really strong, we can vouch first hand
Meowth: And when it’s asleep you can use it as a nice comfy beanbag chair
James: And we know one that can use six moves!
Jessie: I don’t think that’s anything special James. My Arbok had six moves and no one gave us special attention
Meowth: Hey guys?
Snorlax has eaten Giovanni’s desk
Giovanni: :annoyedVoltorb:
James: You don’t need to say anything, we’ll just walk ourselves down

Drakloak
 
James: Its a powerful Pokemon, a lot comfortable when it has a Dreepy on its...
There is no Dreepy, causing Drakloak to get upset and run wild, knocking over an expensive vase
Jessie: Guessing we're in for the eternal pain project.
Giovanni: Yes.. You... ARE!!

Drampa
 
James: Its a strong Pikachu boss, it beats us everytime but we got it at last
Giovanni: You three are so weak, a newly hatched Magikarp could defeat you.
Pikachu uses Thunderbolt, shocking everyone in the room before escaping
Giovanni: PAIN PROJECT!!!

Wigglytuff
 
James: We are glad to present you with mewtwo!!
Giovanni: Wait...That's my pokémon!
Meowth: I told you stealing his pokémon and then giving them to him woudn't work....
Giovanni: YOU STOLE MY POKÉMON!!!??? >:V
Jessie: Yes.... We are going to go to the pain project right?
Giovanni: of course

Ditto

'' Feel free to have Giovanni be impressed as well''
 
Giovanni: Are you seriously offering me a Pokemon that doesn't exist?
James: No boss, it does exist, we created it
Giovanni pulls out a Rotom Phone
Rotom Phone: Pokemon does not exist
Giovanni: Perhaps you are hoping the eternal pain project doesn't exist. Why not go and find out.

Jigglypuff
 
giovanni: was is this pathetick thing!!
james: but boss
giovanni: dont but boss me
before he giovanni can say anithing else he falls asleep
giovanni: how come asleep
james: that was what i was trying to say. it puts people to sleep
he looks in the mirror
giovanni: ahh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(it had scribbled all over his face)

mew
 
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